Message from @Laucivol
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As an only war tech priest, we were a Penal Reg and my job was to take the party to scavenge the dead and get gear. Instead I started converting the dead into war servators
Excuse you, that's knife eared faggot to you mon-keigh
I see Selemas slurps slaaneshi man sauce
No-no, I'm craftworld
Eldar aren't people
I hope the Cenobites take them all
A chaos god wasn't enough for that purpose, so don't hope much
Tbh, it would be fun to see Pin-head as a Cop in a fantasy game.
"He was J-Walking... now he shall feel exquisite pleasure and pain..." - Officer Pinhead after just having shot a chain into a criminal's ankle before pulling them into his van.
Murder boning innocents does sound fun
One month of Officer Pinhead and the streets are pretty clean.
yup
Most citizens are afraid to leave their homes, though.
But if we deploy him in, say, Portland and least there isn't an Antifa problem anymore.
"Officer pinhead, how do you get new recruits?" - News reporter
"Ill show you Tom..." - chains hook tom and pull him into a closet. out steps a cenobite tom in a cop uniform
"Anymore questions?" Pinhead asks as the camera man runs screaming.
This is why we hired pinhead
he has the solution to everything
Though.. eventually there'd be an uprising against that level of "enforcement."
but can they really stop him?
Yeah but he can just respawn until you use the puzzle box. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/220722195947716608/601234056046182420/64636388_2362218507349278_4628718750621761536_n.png
How many nukes would the puzzlebox take, though?
there's tons of puzzle boxes
more than one
like 8 i think with a guardian of each
Hrm.
The real question is which is the preferred apocalypse, then.
neither
You've got a problem.
What?
You know what it is.
Horsefucker.
Pink has problems yeah
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin problems with women I feel bad for you son
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!
You look like a bitch, yeah.


