```"swear and affirm, under penalty of eternal damnation, perjury and treason"```

that's pretty hardcore if you ask me

ye

that’s why they get so old

they b drinking blood to desperately extend their life time

they can’t stop what is to come

`Edgar Mitchell, 1930–2016`

he swore

apollo 14

hmm

so yeah

He a Christian?

instead of having absolutists on each side

maybe some of them didn't actually go there

could be

I'm disapointed in Buzz

he could have swore

and lived with damnation if he did not in fact go there

redeem himself that way

well, it could all be part of that deal with the devil

```Mitchell laughed, and said that Sibrel came to his house on false pretenses (a Sibrel forte) and once inside started making accusations of fakery, demanding Mitchell swear on a Bible that he did in fact walk on the Moon. Mitchell told me he did swear on the Bible, and then said he immediately—and literally—kicked Sibrel out of his house.```

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So Marvel is replacing Chris Hemsworth and making a Female Thor movie

```Commander Alan Shepard, Command Module Pilot Stuart Roosa, and Lunar Module Pilot Edgar Mitchell launched on their nine-day mission on Sunday, January 31, 1971```

@Gservator so we've heard

it's mighty fucking early to be introducing Jane Foster's Thor

I wrote off the MCU after infinity war anyway so let it burn

We could literally get Eric Masterson

ERIC FUCKING MASTERSON

but they went for the shitty Fem!Thor that sold like.....15k comics/issue

https://youtu.be/oJOQCr55VUo

Thunderstrike is cool but the MCU needs woke points, straight white men are a disease that needs to be cured

Idfk why they didn't just make a Valkyrie space-western

```A variant of this idea has it that NASA and its contractors did not recover quickly enough from the Apollo 1 fire, and so all the early Apollo missions were faked, with Apollos 14 or 15 being the first real mission.```

bingo

we have a potential winner

`Apollos 14 or 15 being the first real mission.`

Valkyrie is a shit mary sue that was made to make Thor look useless

@Gservator in the MCU, yes. In the comics, she's not too bad

@Windleaf makes sense

okay, maybe she got yeeted so Jane Foster could be hamfisted in....