```Mitchell laughed, and said that Sibrel came to his house on false pretenses (a Sibrel forte) and once inside started making accusations of fakery, demanding Mitchell swear on a Bible that he did in fact walk on the Moon. Mitchell told me he did swear on the Bible, and then said he immediately—and literally—kicked Sibrel out of his house.```

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So Marvel is replacing Chris Hemsworth and making a Female Thor movie

```Commander Alan Shepard, Command Module Pilot Stuart Roosa, and Lunar Module Pilot Edgar Mitchell launched on their nine-day mission on Sunday, January 31, 1971```

@Gservator so we've heard

it's mighty fucking early to be introducing Jane Foster's Thor

I wrote off the MCU after infinity war anyway so let it burn

We could literally get Eric Masterson

ERIC FUCKING MASTERSON

but they went for the shitty Fem!Thor that sold like.....15k comics/issue

https://youtu.be/oJOQCr55VUo

Thunderstrike is cool but the MCU needs woke points, straight white men are a disease that needs to be cured

Idfk why they didn't just make a Valkyrie space-western

```A variant of this idea has it that NASA and its contractors did not recover quickly enough from the Apollo 1 fire, and so all the early Apollo missions were faked, with Apollos 14 or 15 being the first real mission.```

bingo

we have a potential winner

`Apollos 14 or 15 being the first real mission.`

Valkyrie is a shit mary sue that was made to make Thor look useless

@Gservator in the MCU, yes. In the comics, she's not too bad

@Windleaf makes sense

okay, maybe she got yeeted so Jane Foster could be hamfisted in....

I'm not talking comics, am I?

some said they wanted Mitchel dead

for actually swearing on the bible

because they know the others could not

none before apollo 14

Didn't the Jane Foster character get dropped because the actress wanted a leading role?

I've got no idea

That's what I heard

It's why she was only in 2 movies

"Thor - Love and Thunder"

What a shit movie title

Sounds like a fucking RomCom tbh

that’s the title?

It will be

Jane and Valk will end up as lesbos

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That is the title announced at the San Diego Comic-Con

Y'know, if only Valkyrie was a blonde busty white woman.....

like in the comics

and she had actual character development outside of "alcoholism because I feel bad"

If only Marvel actually used their good comics as inspiration and stuck to the source material...if only...