Message from @Eirshy

Discord ID: 603835066799620099


2019-07-25 06:21:17 UTC  

It won’t work

2019-07-25 06:21:18 UTC  

Gay sex is only okay if its manly tbh

2019-07-25 06:21:34 UTC  

@Edog more? No

2019-07-25 06:21:39 UTC  

Just as? Yes

2019-07-25 06:21:51 UTC  

@darkmage0707077 neat. Know if that limit can be applied to avoid a self-employment tax on legitimate side contracts, or am I dangerously close to getting an audit if I were to do that?

2019-07-25 06:21:57 UTC  

@Samaritan I'm manly, my gf is trans and very femme

2019-07-25 06:22:57 UTC  

Your "g"f has either a festering wound on her crotch or a penis.

2019-07-25 06:23:05 UTC  

A penis

2019-07-25 06:23:13 UTC  

She's my gf (Male)

2019-07-25 06:23:21 UTC  

I advise you to keep "her" that way

2019-07-25 06:23:25 UTC  

(((Male)))

2019-07-25 06:23:28 UTC  

fucking a wound is pretty manly and metal tbh

2019-07-25 06:23:34 UTC  

I don't mind one way or the other

2019-07-25 06:23:41 UTC  

@Ayylmao also true

2019-07-25 06:23:43 UTC  

The penis is safer than getting into guro irl

2019-07-25 06:24:11 UTC  

Metal, sure, manly, no, guro is not "manly" in and of itself.

2019-07-25 06:24:17 UTC  

At this rate of progress you can pretty much expect total genetalia replacements by (insert fake projected date)

2019-07-25 06:24:35 UTC  

Soon TM

2019-07-25 06:24:45 UTC  

Ah, sorry. It went up recently to $15K.

2019-07-25 06:24:58 UTC  

some time ago natgeo or discovery told wee widdle baby me that the future starts in 2020

2019-07-25 06:24:58 UTC  

Praise Trump lol

2019-07-25 06:25:03 UTC  

just one more year boys

2019-07-25 06:25:03 UTC  

And that depends on the business you're conducting.

2019-07-25 06:25:26 UTC  

If it's an exchange of goods, that doesn't apply. Same for most services.

2019-07-25 06:25:30 UTC  

Time to see the direction of humanity

2019-07-25 06:25:42 UTC  

What future we speak of

2019-07-25 06:25:52 UTC  

One of trump? Or one of death?

2019-07-25 06:26:01 UTC  

<:thinking_clown:590855640268668928>

2019-07-25 06:26:04 UTC  

i choose neither

2019-07-25 06:26:10 UTC  

i choose **rapture**

2019-07-25 06:26:17 UTC  

key word: most. Some very passive ones might qualify, but you'd need to talk to a tax expert.

2019-07-25 06:26:23 UTC  

You take both pills

2019-07-25 06:26:30 UTC  

Become radical centrist

2019-07-25 06:26:39 UTC  

Alright. I'll worry about that bridge when I near it.

2019-07-25 06:26:40 UTC  

@Ayylmao According to what magazines told wee widdle baby me, we've been living in the future for the past 15 years or so

2019-07-25 06:26:54 UTC  

bro

2019-07-25 06:27:00 UTC  

*injects DMT*

2019-07-25 06:27:11 UTC  

what if we were already in the future all along

2019-07-25 06:27:12 UTC  

Later in my life I discovered soviet popular science/scifi magazines in the local library.

That shit is better than crack

2019-07-25 06:27:22 UTC  

You aren’t joe rogan @Ayylmao

2019-07-25 06:27:34 UTC  

You have no loisence for dat