Remake it , with a healthy couple with 2 kids on the bench

NO!

So is the Democratic Party’s platform just “Hoes Mad”?

yes

that is in fact an accurate statement

So Saudi allows women to travel independently

DNC

Best news I’ve heard all day

Fuck in and out

the good ol' in-and-out

But now that The ownership of Whataburger it tainted by yankee hands, Chic fil a is our new hope.

What's wrong with in-n-out?

Its the fast food choice of champagne socialists

....Huh

I thought they served burgers

Shitty commie burgers yes

THEY DONT EVEN HAVE BACON OR BARBECUE SAUCE

Is secret sauce code for communism?

That's me rn

I mean, if you want a high quality burger with full topping choices you go to Five Guys

But you're gunna pay 2-3 times as much for it

In-n-Out stocks lettuce wraps in place of buns tho

Most fast food doesn't

The hardest choices require the strongest of wills

Is five guys considered fast food?

They seem kinda inbetween to me

kinda

A valid question to ponder

but no drive through so there's that

they give you peanuts

They're like one or two tiers above don't remember the rules for calling something fast food

They're part of the new "fast food plus" lines.

Wayback burger, Five Guys, etc.

aren't they like 60 years old

Typical fast food, but higher quality and prices.

1986