If you have to say you are alpha you are a beta

Real Chad's are traps who power bottom

Says the twink

Shush

Alright, I can feel my braincells screaming in protest of subjecting them to this conversation.
Have fun ya two fags, and remember, receptive anal sex is bad for you, but sucking eachother off isn't.

Just cause in a twink doesn't mean I take dick

You should try it

>better safe than statutory

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I've turn tops into bottoms

@Eirshy have fun limiting what you are willing to fuck non bi cuck

@Jarko no thank you sir , I'm going to obtain me a trap bf and settle down for a few months

https://youtu.be/KvFrybWuB8A

>"Ha, what a loser, he's not into self-destructive hedonism"

Ok no dick for you then

I have my own dick

But can you suck it?

That seems pretty gay, GS, ngl....

If I so choose

Loudly asking where the extra large condoms are in the grocery store 😎

Prove it

Oh god, the gays are spreading

That is against the directive of Liberty Prime

Allah help us

OOPS I DROPED MY MONSTER CONDOM

Go home Devito

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck UwU join us we hawve Boi puwwsy

>Allah
He's just gonna yeet them off buildings, it doesn't fix them.

I you can't beat 'em, fuck' em

But you can beat em and fuck em

If you're into that

Yelling toss Me harder daddy while being executed by radical Islamists

You've never heard of a reach around?

I used to think tossing salad meant jerking off 2 dicks, which makes so much more sense

How is tossing salad eating ass?

A website called saladandchips is just a gif of a dog eating out a mans asshole

Is a guy even really an alpha if he doesn't give you a black eye and a bruised hand print on your ass

Tell you what, I'll give you 2 black eyes and you can be my Lil racoon

That's genuinely fucking hilarious

A website called meatspin is just a gif of a guy helicoptering his cock