i mean get a shampoo and a body wash/soap, dont have em all in one

it seems to work somewhat better

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/520915990393913344/608826913607122955/image0-99.png

I am every greasey oily euro hair gene

@Jokerfaic so wash it?

no, just following the convseration

even better is that I sometimes get blond hairs in my beard scruff

I already contributed the dandruff shampoo bit

dude i get bad dandruff after around 4 days

i feel ya

4, bitch please

Beard oils work

i mean its a little before then

but on day 4 its terrible

I need to let it grow thicker before I can even think about beard oils

if you go four days without a shower nothing is okay

depends what you're doing and in what climate imo

but certainly take a shower every 3 or 4 days minimum, even if you're just sitting around in the arctic

In texas and being a fucking slovenly guido cunt

It helps keep the skin moisturized. You only use a few drop, if you're cheap and just want to stop the flaky beard. Baby oil before you shower

Ah nah, my beard doesn't flake

not thick enough for that

http://img.ifcdn.com/images/91ed1394d2705c2b747d48da6ec9355e3016df05ba983e1bd58591912b680543_1.gif

speaking of shave, I should probably trim up the hair on my neck before people start making jokes

brb

Neckbeard has an anime profile pic

nobody was surprised

@Bones sargon is the hottest neckbeard

facts

My beard refuses to match my hair, dark brown+bright red

based toddposter

I literally ate dinner on that TV tray

There we go, much better

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/206943243936464896/608804525452558357/DpIxVCfUUAATRkW.jpg

beard scruff now reduced to a moustache and goatee

heh kiddo
my life is a game
and youre all just mobs

I'll pull agro, run!

You better start using console commands, kiddo. I'm a haxxor.

@Spooky Melon imblyin a table full of cougars wont fawn over a BBC employee