Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 609617963326373888


2019-08-10 05:19:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/609616809858957314/Assaultbird.mp4

2019-08-10 05:19:48 UTC  

yeah, Incubi

2019-08-10 05:19:54 UTC  

without the soul stealing bit, though

2019-08-10 05:20:01 UTC  

I just wanna make girls cum

2019-08-10 05:21:19 UTC  

You could scritch their heads

2019-08-10 05:21:24 UTC  

And rub in between their toes

2019-08-10 05:21:50 UTC  

yes .. take their life energy and their holy grail juice muahahaha

2019-08-10 05:22:22 UTC  

yeah no, just leaving them in a puddle of sweat and love fluids is fine

2019-08-10 05:22:32 UTC  

theirs, not mine

2019-08-10 05:22:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/609617586388467712/Cowabunga.mp4

2019-08-10 05:22:48 UTC  

@Jokerfaic this isn't a hentai

2019-08-10 05:22:50 UTC  

I'd probably get some deal where I never feel sexual satisfaction again for this power

2019-08-10 05:22:58 UTC  

completely worth it

2019-08-10 05:23:01 UTC  

at least take her out on a date first, sexist

2019-08-10 05:23:04 UTC  

here is the secret recipe -

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/609617689299779595/secret.png

2019-08-10 05:23:14 UTC  

No no totally not worth it, they might as well be sleeping with someone else if you can't feel it

2019-08-10 05:23:15 UTC  

@Diffused Solvent nobody's falling for that

2019-08-10 05:23:18 UTC  
2019-08-10 05:23:26 UTC  

@Diffused Solvent nobody's falling for that

2019-08-10 05:23:28 UTC  

it'd be my exact reaction, too

2019-08-10 05:24:08 UTC  

@livid_scrooge nobody's falling for that

2019-08-10 05:24:30 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck nobody's falling for that

2019-08-10 05:24:39 UTC  

@Jake the Exile yes totally worth it, because I'd have other worldly powers to enhance her pleasure.

2019-08-10 05:24:46 UTC  

like *tentacles*

2019-08-10 05:24:59 UTC  

@Jokerfaic How could you tell she's not faking it

2019-08-10 05:25:38 UTC  

I dunno, its a stupidly convenient fantasy

2019-08-10 05:26:01 UTC  

@livid_scrooge im glad you transcended from a brony into the data that represents a brony. good lad

2019-08-10 05:26:36 UTC  

What’s that

2019-08-10 05:27:41 UTC  

Wtf is a brony? Some kind of gay sex act?

2019-08-10 05:27:42 UTC  

s c r i t c h e s

2019-08-10 05:28:08 UTC  

cleanup in aisle 3

2019-08-10 05:28:17 UTC  

holy fuck

2019-08-10 05:28:45 UTC  

I'm half-sure that's acting but god damn that's a fascinating idea

2019-08-10 05:30:04 UTC  
2019-08-10 05:32:31 UTC  

has the intel .... just missing the igence

2019-08-10 05:34:44 UTC  

Not much difference from the average populace