Message from @A True Burke

Discord ID: 608690153724313611


2019-08-07 15:56:02 UTC  

As he ate a small child

2019-08-07 15:56:12 UTC  

haven't we all sat on a dick at some point or another

2019-08-07 15:56:13 UTC  

nah, im straight as fuck

2019-08-07 15:56:21 UTC  

In what way tho 🤔

2019-08-07 15:56:21 UTC  

Paper straws are awful

2019-08-07 15:56:23 UTC  

Then come look at my straight dick, it is your bro

2019-08-07 15:56:25 UTC  

eating small children to restore masculinity in the west

2019-08-07 15:56:25 UTC  

@Steven Hawking bad example, that's just what meth do

2019-08-07 15:56:28 UTC  

i dont want to sit on the dick of some gay dude

2019-08-07 15:56:29 UTC  

mommy, daddy, please stop fighting!

2019-08-07 15:56:32 UTC  

please

2019-08-07 15:56:41 UTC  

They still have pure hearts

2019-08-07 15:56:48 UTC  

lmao the head of my math department recommended I do more drugs

2019-08-07 15:56:57 UTC  
2019-08-07 15:57:06 UTC  

Does it help?

2019-08-07 15:57:07 UTC  

I think paper straws are fine

2019-08-07 15:57:12 UTC  

why the fuck did you @ me you literal waste of space

2019-08-07 15:57:18 UTC  

it helps me and it helps certain other people

2019-08-07 15:57:21 UTC  

He said it!!

2019-08-07 15:57:21 UTC  

sit on my **DICK**

2019-08-07 15:57:21 UTC  

Unless their alter boys, the preists don't let them stay pure

2019-08-07 15:57:33 UTC  

sure it was the math dept, and not the meth dept.?

2019-08-07 15:57:57 UTC  

Going back and forth to this chat, getting a bit concerned

2019-08-07 15:57:59 UTC  

But Naked Josh killed small African children who did not know the word of Dog

2019-08-07 15:58:12 UTC  

What specifically makes you concerned

2019-08-07 15:58:26 UTC  

the only dick im gonna sit on is nobodys dick

2019-08-07 15:58:31 UTC  

talk of priests and chior boys

2019-08-07 15:58:33 UTC  

@Krisemann My dick looks like you dad

2019-08-07 15:58:38 UTC  

@Steven Hawking You succeeded

2019-08-07 15:59:14 UTC  

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2019-08-07 15:59:41 UTC  

@random IT WORKED

2019-08-07 15:59:48 UTC  

I AM SO HAPPY

2019-08-07 16:00:00 UTC  

That was worth 5$

2019-08-07 16:00:07 UTC  

The shitposting, it actually worked

2019-08-07 16:00:23 UTC  

we did it lads

2019-08-07 16:00:30 UTC  

we tapped into meme magic

2019-08-07 16:00:36 UTC  

Senpai noticed us

2019-08-07 16:00:40 UTC  

next up: getting trump his third term

2019-08-07 16:00:41 UTC  

All hail the meme gods

2019-08-07 16:00:52 UTC  

Cruz 2024

2019-08-07 16:00:59 UTC  

``The meme gods are pleased``