https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/sep/09/berliners-call-for-suv-ban-after-four-people-killed-in-collision

@Fluffyraven are you a trap?

Real life memes

Remember kids only let your wife dominate you in the bedroom not the relationship

You may call me that for sure @burgermeistermeisterburger even if I don´t call myself that too often.

Buying wife

@Cpt. Ovidiu Person lose control of car and causes an accident, berliners: “ lets just ban cars”

@burgermeistermeisterburger there is no slipery slope guuz

But yeah

Germany is a mental disorder

Weird how no one wants to ban gays when aids starts spreading

Or how muslims called it : Alemania

For all the talk of hate crimes against keks like me. The only ones that have beaten me are muslim gangs and Swedenstan´s version of ANTIFA. True story.

Ouchie

but hey. We are here for fun memes

Svernastan*

I nearly got assaulted by a group of climate protestors

HAPPY FUCKING 9-11 EVERYONE

PRAISE ALLAH

@Fuck China and Commies (No Homo) you dropped this

To be fair I was calling them "the fuckwit retard parade" as they where blocking roads and side walks

Literally laughed in the face of one of them because the entire area was surrounded by cops

I heard that one of Saddam´s wifes were hot. 9/11 would bang.

Just wish someone would fuck me harder than George Bush fucked the middle east

Are you above 160 cm?

Yes

I'm 6 foot

Well, we can manage it then...

One of my friends name is Jamal, i can call him

I'm also only like 60 kg

@Cpt. Ovidiu https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/220406978952822794/617944532302168065/image0.jpg

Better version

You will need ductape then

@Fluffyraven are you lgbt? Or just like wearing female clothing?

To put you back tog

Traps are not gay

Impact font unironically