Message from @Jokerfaic

Discord ID: 621428630047686696


2019-09-11 19:27:46 UTC  

And you went and rekt yourself

2019-09-11 19:27:47 UTC  

I once cracked my tooth with a toothbrush

2019-09-11 19:27:59 UTC  

you go smack a glas bottle in your face and we'll talk about that

2019-09-11 19:28:18 UTC  

Im calm, i wont do that. You should have listen

2019-09-11 19:28:55 UTC  

i was calm aswell, untill, you know, i smacked a glassbottle into my own face

2019-09-11 19:29:04 UTC  

that kinda made me upsett

2019-09-11 19:29:07 UTC  

tbh

2019-09-11 19:29:32 UTC  

Yeah im lucky my teeth are intact tbh

2019-09-11 19:29:49 UTC  

mine are too, they just hurt now

2019-09-11 19:30:04 UTC  

You must protecc

2019-09-11 19:30:15 UTC  

i must protecc

2019-09-11 19:32:21 UTC  

okay quick question

2019-09-11 19:32:46 UTC  

what can i do with a ~~loaf~~ block of frozen milk

2019-09-11 19:33:04 UTC  

should I just throw it out

2019-09-11 19:34:21 UTC  

Throw it at the neighborhood delinquents

2019-09-11 19:34:36 UTC  

They have a high fence tho

2019-09-11 19:35:02 UTC  

do you have grater?

2019-09-11 19:35:04 UTC  

And?

2019-09-11 19:35:12 UTC  

McGyver that shit

2019-09-11 19:35:14 UTC  

a cheese grater?

2019-09-11 19:35:30 UTC  

or any kind of tool to turn it into shavings

2019-09-11 19:35:39 UTC  

give me a minute

2019-09-11 19:35:45 UTC  

Use a ladder and throw it over the fence tbh

2019-09-11 19:37:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/621429120848494622/20190911_213704.jpg

2019-09-11 19:37:46 UTC  

>tfw cant afford coke

2019-09-11 19:38:02 UTC  

got any chocolate sauce?

2019-09-11 19:38:16 UTC  

Break it up and let it slowly defrost on the counter, defrost in microwave, or heat it in a pan. Each method might decrease longevity, but you took it out of its carton, so that was probably going to happen anyway.

2019-09-11 19:39:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/621429641688645682/20190911_213923.jpg

2019-09-11 19:41:37 UTC  

RIP Bloc-o-milk

2019-09-11 19:41:42 UTC  

2019-2019

2019-09-11 19:42:19 UTC  

That's milk?

2019-09-11 19:42:25 UTC  

Yesh

2019-09-11 19:42:31 UTC  

Ist science

2019-09-11 19:42:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/621430398685151233/20190911_205459.jpg

2019-09-11 19:42:33 UTC  

Yes

2019-09-11 19:42:44 UTC  

Take a fat bite

2019-09-11 19:42:45 UTC  

It was

2019-09-11 19:43:17 UTC  

Fuck

2019-09-11 19:43:27 UTC  

It tastes like

2019-09-11 19:43:27 UTC  

tastes like salmon

2019-09-11 19:43:46 UTC  

frozen salmon