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Boyfriend: *Sees sign that says, rather intimidatingly, "OBEY," as he enters the bedroom*

I haven't had a white girl in awhile <:coolgon:549370575701803019>

Ngl it'd be almost worth it to buy one of those IoT vibrators to do pen testing and then expense it as security reaearch. Sadly the IRS lacks a sense of humor.

Boyfriend: *Nopes out*

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@KyonJ Not interested. Sorry.

@Hylia Im not into fat chicks

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@KyonJ No one is.

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I bet if Jeremy Corbyn would be shot in the head many times, bullets would be unlikely to strike the brain.

'Tis why I am currently downing a tub of lard.

Oof

Look at the soviet style propaganda this shit made for her "Green New Deal".

a lub of tard

.... I need to find something to hack at again, I haven't done any "work" like that since Pokemon Uranium where I reverse engineered part of the save file.

I hear blacks like phat white grills

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@Gservator *Ellipses intensifies*

...............................Good evening, comrade. Step inside the car.

Closer look for those interested

@Hylia “why yes I’m buying SwSh, how could you tell?”

that's a really full glass of wine

@Gservator get in the heli

Honestly tho i gotta hit the gym too x(

we going to the pacific

My six pack is melting

Still not actually that much alcohol.

I'm not a commie you nigger

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@Fresh ................
...............................Good evening, comrade. Step inside the car.

The ABV isn't the point it's the etiquette

@juts kill nme don't censor yourself, we agree with your statement

wrong room

Lol

Too tight

Wasabi we don't want to see your ass