Message from @juts kill nme

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2019-08-23 02:49:15 UTC  

im waiting for the enderman to take the mystic brick

2019-08-23 02:49:23 UTC  

There tends to be some overlap in the head deity of any religion

2019-08-23 02:49:49 UTC  

not in the flying spaghetti monster

2019-08-23 02:49:55 UTC  

Perhaps the same could be said of *all* religions...

2019-08-23 02:49:56 UTC  

or Korean Jesus

2019-08-23 02:49:59 UTC  

It can be oddly easy to confuse Saturn and Jupiter, for example

2019-08-23 02:50:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/614290214730465280/UltraThink.gif

2019-08-23 02:50:04 UTC  

Korean Jesus turns Soy into Kobe Beef

2019-08-23 02:50:23 UTC  

brb, becoming korean

2019-08-23 02:50:27 UTC  

One is almost always the sky god and the other a storm/lightning god

2019-08-23 02:50:44 UTC  

Varies which is which by religion

2019-08-23 02:51:01 UTC  

Nah man, you can't confuse saturn and jupiter

2019-08-23 02:51:09 UTC  

And yeah, Christianity is a solar faith (secondary Mercury element)

2019-08-23 02:51:36 UTC  

jupiter has rings

2019-08-23 02:51:42 UTC  

I actually remember seeing some thing where the swastika symbol was actually a representation of the primal force of the sea or something

2019-08-23 02:51:56 UTC  

I am speaking of as deities and values, not the material bodies

2019-08-23 02:52:02 UTC  

and other instances where it's supposedly associated with the sun

2019-08-23 02:52:03 UTC  

can't confuse the god of time for the god of the sky.

2019-08-23 02:52:18 UTC  

Aaasrgh, Kronus is not time

2019-08-23 02:52:37 UTC  

ÆON

2019-08-23 02:52:56 UTC  

Except foe when people confused and conflated him with Chronos/Aeon

2019-08-23 02:53:10 UTC  

Which did happen

2019-08-23 02:53:13 UTC  

Ik Kronus isn't time, Saturn however is a god of time in later developments of the roman faith amidst the golden age.

2019-08-23 02:53:39 UTC  

Is that why he's relative to all the other gods?

2019-08-23 02:54:00 UTC  

more like saturn is dad and they cut his dick off

2019-08-23 02:54:02 UTC  

I know
I am speaking of Saturn as a universal astrological symbol and type, not necessarily or exclusively as understood in the Roman paradigm

2019-08-23 02:54:08 UTC  

Well

2019-08-23 02:54:12 UTC  

THEY CUT HIS DICK OFF

2019-08-23 02:54:39 UTC  

***THEY CUT HIS FUCKING DICK OFF***

2019-08-23 02:54:53 UTC  

If your mythology doesn't involve cutting someone's dick off at some point I think it's done wrong

2019-08-23 02:55:22 UTC  

Even Vivec bite's molag bal's dick off and names it "milk taker" before slaying his 800 demon children.

2019-08-23 02:55:31 UTC  

wow, what kind of BME Pain Olympics mythology do you follow?

2019-08-23 02:55:33 UTC  

Understand it this way
Each of the original five planets and two luminaries (sun, moon, mars, mercury, jupiter, venus, Saturn, the planets visible to the naked eye) each had two natural domains or straightforward ways of manifesting

2019-08-23 02:56:25 UTC  

In astrological terms, each ruled two signs of the Zodiac except the sun and moon who had onlu one each

2019-08-23 02:56:36 UTC  

5x2+2=12

2019-08-23 02:56:58 UTC  

Saturn rules the two signs opposite the luminaries

2019-08-23 02:57:09 UTC  

Ie
Capricorn and Aquarius

2019-08-23 02:57:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/614292075160141843/421_BabyName.jpg

2019-08-23 02:57:29 UTC  

Kronus in Greek/Roman myth is totally Capricorn