Message from @TEABAG!!!
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>oh fuck
>training monkeys as soldiers to fight in the jungle
>be me
>Akhmed the Terrorist
>walking through the jungles of the Congo
>I hear the sounds of Monkeys all around me
>All of a sudden the rest of my platoon just drops dead
>A bunch of Silverback Gorillas wielding AK47's charge out from the jungle
>Ohfuck.jpeg
>I try to run for it
>I get sniped by a Mandrill wielding a Barrett M82
>The last thing I see before I die is the Mandrill pissing on my face
You want Planet of the Apes, *this* is how we get Planet of the Apes.
look at all that
that fuckin luster, cunts
So unnecessarily pushy about shinyness.
little bit
though if you want a 100% guarantee to get my attention.
not diamonds, fuck that
the actual colors
Right now, I'm trying to figure out what the scrap came from.
Considering the same machining patterns occur repeatedly... must figure out what pre-scrap was. XD
someone in my lineage must have been a jewel thief or something cuz god damn, few things I wouldn't do for these
..or a bird or rodent.. XD
They have those big quartz stones in Glastonbury.
diamonds are boring and gay
Amethysts and emeralds, bitch
Erm.. diamond obsession is a commercial fabrication of the 20th century. >.>
^
price is inflated by foreign cartels
legit blood money
Well, *domestic* cartels playing with foreign cartels.
Pretty sure Luxembourg is the kingpin
Maybe now, but there was a US based company that started it if I understand correctly.
(((diamonds)))
Nah, not even (((diamonds))). Just a run of the mill conspiracy.
I don't want three messages about my diamond theories. I like shinny things.
Gold was the worst because the UK sold its gold reserve
Lol, well.. the underlying premise is tainted and unnatural. >.>
Amber > All Else
I dunno, but I haven't really thought too much into stones.
They're a waste of resources, save various interesting properties. >.>
(Of which beautification is one of those, given. )
