The water is frozed.

Stfu

Don’t make me eat your dog young man

Haven't got one.

Cat?

Nah.

Wish I did, tho.

Hmmm

Ok don’t make me eat your doorknob

'sides, I'm prolly older than you.

Most likely

If you can eat it, go ahead.

I'd pay to see that.

Ok, I am heading over there right now

Can't wait. Assembling my bow...

That's a dude.

https://tenor.com/8Hic.gif @Bones

@Goodwood of Dank™

Kek.

When I find the fucking wizard that keeps putting a mark on every door of every house I've ever lived in I'm going to punch him in the dick.

We've come across another stray kitten

What's the mark look like?

I don't know. That's the point, we can't fucking see it.

But cats can

specifically homeless and lonely ones

It’s the Thieves Guild

Meow.

Khajit leaving marks

I like kitties.

Seems used to humans?

sorta

very healthy

Keeping it?