Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 617558262367256588


2019-09-01 03:10:56 UTC  

Jarrod Ramos shot up the offices of a local newspaper, which had previously put out articles about him disparagingly.

2019-09-01 03:11:36 UTC  

now, while it does not occur at a necessarily "public place", ill still list it here because it was a workplace shooting. not exactly a senseless shooting, but a more targeted one

2019-09-01 03:11:49 UTC  

nightclub shooting, check

2019-09-01 03:12:00 UTC  

synagogue shooting, check

2019-09-01 03:12:17 UTC  

santa fe highschool shooting, check

2019-09-01 03:12:27 UTC  

now we have the waffle house shooting

2019-09-01 03:12:30 UTC  

(yes im serious)

2019-09-01 03:13:40 UTC  

20 days before the shooting

2019-09-01 03:14:22 UTC  

he seemed to be paranoid and thought people were after him. he has had a longer history of weird shit being done, since 2017. was also a SOVEREIGN CITIZEN

2019-09-01 03:14:35 UTC  

nobody has any idea why he shot up the waffle house

2019-09-01 03:14:38 UTC  

just think he's crazy

2019-09-01 03:14:39 UTC  

@Miniature Menace Cat Ladies in a nutshell TBH

2019-09-01 03:14:43 UTC  

so i'll checkmark it

2019-09-01 03:14:52 UTC  

high school shooting, check

2019-09-01 03:14:55 UTC  

Odds are, he IS crazy

2019-09-01 03:15:20 UTC  

Not that there's any causation or anything, but a LOT of school-shooters are mentally-ill

2019-09-01 03:15:36 UTC  

its a pretty strong causation tbh

2019-09-01 03:15:50 UTC  

(though I suppose it's not much higher because of those school-shootings in the 19th century that led to like...a total of 20 deaths)

2019-09-01 03:15:58 UTC  

Speaking off

2019-09-01 03:16:03 UTC  

women are shit at mass-shootings

2019-09-01 03:16:06 UTC  

so the carwash shooting was definitely a mass shooting

2019-09-01 03:16:14 UTC  

they were having a domestic dispute

2019-09-01 03:16:28 UTC  

the perp and 5 other men met for a fistfight by the carwash about it

2019-09-01 03:16:34 UTC  

the perp was packing heating and was armored

2019-09-01 03:16:37 UTC  

>fistfight gone worse

2019-09-01 03:16:38 UTC  

oof

2019-09-01 03:16:45 UTC  

the other guys ended up dead

2019-09-01 03:16:55 UTC  

so after analyzing the mother jones list of shootings

2019-09-01 03:17:13 UTC  

and applying the congressional research service's definition

2019-09-01 03:17:20 UTC  

a grand total

2019-09-01 03:17:24 UTC  

OF 6 MASS SHOOTINGS

2019-09-01 03:17:27 UTC  

happened in 2018.

2019-09-01 03:17:36 UTC  

in the US

2019-09-01 03:17:48 UTC  

I hope you're impressed.

2019-09-01 03:20:04 UTC  

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2019-09-01 03:20:08 UTC  

tbh, I'd count any where 4 or more were simply shot, not shot and killed

2019-09-01 03:20:14 UTC  

but thats the congressional definition

2019-09-01 03:20:15 UTC  

so

2019-09-01 03:21:21 UTC  

6 shootings, 1 for every 2 months, grand total of 67 fatalities under this definition

2019-09-01 03:21:41 UTC  

***QUITE A CRISIS WE HAVE HERE MATES***