Holy shit! Tim Pool and I both want the same funeral!

Again, how fucking hard is it to just get a fucking deal

But you show me boobs....how can I leave...

We both want Viking funerals!

@Goodwood of Dank™ what

oh

lmao

where did he say that

I've been wanting one for years.

Tim 🅱ool

TomSka said on twitter the other day that he wants cremation ASAP so that his ashes can be put into fireworks

In his video about the Swedish idiot who wants to eat people.

and I can respect that

Because the Tories have a minority within parliament because of the traitors who betrayed the people's vote. So as Boris knows a GE would give the Tories a large majority, he's demanding a GE to get that shit new bill removed again and to put pro-Brexit MPs in rather than what we have.

Ironic how Boris is being called a dictator but he's the one who's wanting a GE and the others don't.

A Vote of no confidence in his own govt might work

then we have a GE

well, it has to be done tonight

Parliament prorogues tonight until the 14th of October

Or we declare Martial law, dissolve Parliament until further notice TM, and purge remoaners and EU sympathisers/traitors

Boris want the election for the 15th

UK: hey you know how every year parliament takes a week or two off? Let's do that now so that brexit happens without a total abortion of a disaster

Parliament: **THIS IS FASCISM**

And if he gets it, it's going to be a Tory majority

do I have that right?

britbongs confirm?

Well, no. There's a proroguing of parliament every year for the Queen's speech

It just so happens that Brexit is now and that's why everyone's going batty

So the thing that always happens

is happening as usual

and everyone is shitting themselves

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this seems to be a reocurring thing

Yes, and that's why Parliament went to shit to force out the possibility of a no deal.

Like fires in the amazon (granted they **are** worse than usual this year, but then again it's mostly on pre-deforested areas and deforestation is the REAL issue to talk about)

it happens all the time but the media picks now to shit themsleves about it

And now Boris is wanting an election because he's drained the swamp of his MPs

this keeps happening with various stories

anyone else noticing that

A thing that's pretty common gets hyped up as if it's not

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