Message from @Eccles

Discord ID: 613775871148294271


2019-08-21 16:44:03 UTC  

Boomers don't read the manual tho

2019-08-21 16:44:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/613775352308826112/861a0758-af96-441a-9c9c-33ab4fc049de.png

2019-08-21 16:44:09 UTC  

truth

2019-08-21 16:44:12 UTC  

Fucking boomer cant get their own jokes

2019-08-21 16:44:12 UTC  

or it is in a filing cabinet or box with all the other manuals

2019-08-21 16:44:30 UTC  

Projection, Bones

2019-08-21 16:44:30 UTC  

fact, i have all my manuals unsorted in my filing cabinet

2019-08-21 16:44:35 UTC  

date back to 2001

2019-08-21 16:44:35 UTC  

Pure projection

2019-08-21 16:44:45 UTC  

all boomers HAVE are their own jokes

2019-08-21 16:44:47 UTC  

if we add dad's manuals i own, date back to like 1981

2019-08-21 16:45:16 UTC  

while a meme is 1000s of zoomer ideas piled on top of each other to generate a SINGLE boomer joke

2019-08-21 16:45:18 UTC  

sad

2019-08-21 16:45:18 UTC  

I also have all the power adapters (wall warts) for ever device i've owned since I started buying devices

2019-08-21 16:45:36 UTC  

Peak boomer

2019-08-21 16:45:45 UTC  

oh i got my dad's manuals from the 50's

2019-08-21 16:45:54 UTC  

Zoomer jokes are just recycled boomer ones

2019-08-21 16:45:54 UTC  

i don't throw shit away

2019-08-21 16:45:58 UTC  

^

2019-08-21 16:46:05 UTC  

so are zoomer movies

2019-08-21 16:46:11 UTC  

and zoomer games

2019-08-21 16:46:11 UTC  

Fav thing I inherited was dad's classic popular mechanics woodworking hardcover collection

2019-08-21 16:46:18 UTC  

nice

2019-08-21 16:46:32 UTC  

maybe zoomers are boomers because they need eyeglasses from a very early age

2019-08-21 16:46:37 UTC  

<:thunk:462282216467333140>

2019-08-21 16:46:52 UTC  

A hardcover edition of art studies for fanciers of the human hat?

2019-08-21 16:46:55 UTC  

like the encylopedia my dad had that shows how to build your own hovercraft and explosives

2019-08-21 16:47:09 UTC  

yep

2019-08-21 16:47:09 UTC  

my grandmother kept all his toys perfect

2019-08-21 16:47:12 UTC  

classic stuff

2019-08-21 16:47:18 UTC  

still got them lawn darts

2019-08-21 16:47:29 UTC  

these kids would be dead in 20 seconds

2019-08-21 16:48:03 UTC  

can you not roleplay an edgy grandpa

2019-08-21 16:48:06 UTC  

you're not old enough

2019-08-21 16:48:27 UTC  

there was no voice screaming 'you can't do that'! you either learned, or ejected from the gene pool

2019-08-21 16:48:58 UTC  

kek

2019-08-21 16:49:07 UTC  

I called millenials 'bubble kids'; they ain't nothing compare to the Zoomers though

2019-08-21 16:49:22 UTC  

wrap 'em up in shrink wrap

2019-08-21 16:49:25 UTC  

I like Zoomers as a term

2019-08-21 16:49:30 UTC  

reminds me of turboautism

2019-08-21 16:49:42 UTC  

that's a good one too