shieeet

He healed just fine

Hemorrhagic strokes are no joke.

ah thats good then

The most hardcore thing that I member happening in class was a teacher asking to smell one kid's juice box cause he thought it was alcohol. ||It was juice.||

transient ischemic attack

he was young, recovered from stroke like a baws

...

hahahaha

That kid did hang out with hooligans and stole car radios though. So I guess the teacher was right to have his suspicions...

In my class, a student showed up with a box of shotgun shells and proceeded to disassemble them in class and collected the gun powder into a tinfoil sheet. He planted it at the 50 yard line of the foodball field with a slow burn fuse and blasted a 3M wide hole in the center of our football field.

In retrospect, he was one of the smartest kids round...

tbh

Worst I ever had happen was someone got a hold of my camera and filmed themselves fucking in the sports fields locker room.

In HS

y

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Second worse was someone else stole. My camera and filmed themselves jerking off in class.

eww

kek

How he got those shotgun shells was more impressive. A fight had broken out at the school and a cop car rolled up and the police jumped out to get into the school. He said, "See you later" and hopped in the cop car and drove off. He ditched the car and stole the rounds.

I don't get why they would do that.

We mostly just hung out and talked about movies...

I haven't kept up with him much since he left school, but I hear that he's in jail today serving a sentence for something.

Probably for masturbating in class

At the age of 40? Doubt it.

that's an euphemism for rape and murder

or the otehr way around

If he was masturbating in a high school class

Yeah, that'd get him in jail

Ok... I'll give you that one.

At the age of 40? sure

fucking degenerates

But you ppl are in the US. Urinating in public can get u in jail...

im so glad for once it wasnt me who went there

😛

Is it rape if they are dead <:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

unfortunately

its special kind of rape

? If urinating in public got you in jail, San Francisco would be a much cleaner city.

They don't have jail. Space.