Message from @Edelgard von Hresvelg

Discord ID: 615308205110853632


2019-08-25 22:13:11 UTC  

kek

2019-08-25 22:13:17 UTC  

whip it good

2019-08-25 22:13:53 UTC  

Tato thinks he's going out to slay Dracula later

2019-08-25 22:14:03 UTC  

has to be

2019-08-25 22:14:08 UTC  

a whip is actually a terrible weapon

2019-08-25 22:14:11 UTC  

to use against a vampire

2019-08-25 22:14:19 UTC  

I agree

2019-08-25 22:14:20 UTC  

Eventually when the buildings changed for the campus, I was able to weasel in the use of asioid training swords. Mine was made outta oak

2019-08-25 22:14:21 UTC  

explain ur reasoning nognog

2019-08-25 22:14:22 UTC  

@Tato What do you think of 1-handed crossbows?

2019-08-25 22:14:27 UTC  

i mean number one the amount of silver in it is really low

2019-08-25 22:14:32 UTC  

a spear would actually be better

2019-08-25 22:14:32 UTC  

second it isnt a piercing wepon

2019-08-25 22:14:37 UTC  

I cut a swastika into the handle

2019-08-25 22:14:38 UTC  

third it cant amputate limbs

2019-08-25 22:14:49 UTC  

the only reason the Vampire Killer is useful is because it's a fucking magic weapon

2019-08-25 22:14:53 UTC  

why would you cross a swastika in something

2019-08-25 22:15:02 UTC  

use a cross

2019-08-25 22:15:05 UTC  

you fucking heathen

2019-08-25 22:15:07 UTC  

specifically enchanted to kill vampires and other creatures of the night

2019-08-25 22:15:10 UTC  

Lmao

2019-08-25 22:15:30 UTC  

Mine was long and thin, but never broke, or showed any wear

2019-08-25 22:15:34 UTC  

Was nice

2019-08-25 22:15:44 UTC  

fuck even before it's final enchantment the whip was made alchemically

2019-08-25 22:15:47 UTC  

Ended up getting jacked by blacks

2019-08-25 22:15:58 UTC  

ofc

2019-08-25 22:16:02 UTC  

i mean

2019-08-25 22:16:02 UTC  

solid wood swords arent supposed to break

2019-08-25 22:16:05 UTC  

That's lewd

2019-08-25 22:16:18 UTC  

Romans painted "swastikas" into their shields

2019-08-25 22:16:18 UTC  

Lu, I whacked steel with that shit

2019-08-25 22:16:21 UTC  

Pro tip: learn how to play piano, and play Billie Eilish songs and whatever is cool these days and you’ll pull all the bitches

2019-08-25 22:16:23 UTC  

It shoulda broke

2019-08-25 22:16:39 UTC  

42 inches too

2019-08-25 22:16:43 UTC  

Long shit

2019-08-25 22:16:57 UTC  

good wood can put up with a decent amount of punishment

2019-08-25 22:17:11 UTC  

I must've really underestimated it

2019-08-25 22:17:11 UTC  

the sca standardizes weapons in rattan

2019-08-25 22:17:15 UTC  

they bang it against steel

2019-08-25 22:17:17 UTC  

for years