pedo-adjacent

oh god

Pedo-adjacent

GTFO brony.

video games casued 9/11 as well right?

Yep

@Bones is a brony.

Not at all.

that's his thing, "pedo-adjacent heresy"

and weed leads to o.d'ing in a bathrrom stall

and metal music leads to deat cults

Weed is a drug

mfw you could get manganese out of fucking flowers

big <:poggers:583775485620781087>

it's all adjacent to the boomer minded low iq monkey

But it’s like this. I’m not going to accuse you of being a pedophile because you are obsessed with something designed for very small children with no adults themes whatsoever.
But I am going to keep an eye on you when you go anywhere near children.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

So, pedo-adjacent.

The boomer fears/hates what it does not understand

*sigh*

yes, the boomer is the new devil

it lacks vital intel thus it is hostile to its surroundings

even if it is not a baby boomer

"Everything I don't like is..."
***shuffles cards***
"...a boomer!"

even if it is a spawn of a boomer

Again.

Rule 1:
Don’t fuck kids

Rule 2:
No, really, don’t fuck kids.

Rule 3:
If you’ve fucked a kid, or you’re thinking you’re *going* to fuck a kid, go to the police. They’ll know what to do with you.

Rule 4:
If you haven’t fucked a kid, and you’re sure you aren’t going to fuck a kid, but you *still* can’t stop thinking about fucking kids, go to a psychiatrist. They’ll know what to do with you.

Rule 5:
Don’t download, possess, share, sell or otherwise distribute pornography involving kids. Don’t encourage it’s use, for any purpose.

Rule 6:
Do not offer aid or encouragement to pedophiles other than giving them these rules. Do not show support, verbally or financially, to any pedophile rights organization, such as, but not limited to, NAMBLA or MAP and NOMAP groups etc.

Rule 7:
If you cannot follow these rules, try harder. If that fails, and you still can’t follow these rules then, as a last resort, seriously consider killing yourself.

SPAM

MODS

Not spam.
Those are the rules.
If you can’t follow those rules.
Kill yourself.

SPPAAAAMMM

watching television is child rape

dontcha know?

because of hollywood pedo rings

yes

read a book instead

any book

Not accusing you of anything.
Not saying you’re a pedo.
But those are the rules. FYI.

And done.

the rules as decreed by a nobody