Message from @Goodwood of Dank™

Discord ID: 616151056182673408


2019-08-28 06:02:20 UTC  

Again.

2019-08-28 06:02:24 UTC  

Rule 1:
Don’t fuck kids

Rule 2:
No, really, don’t fuck kids.

Rule 3:
If you’ve fucked a kid, or you’re thinking you’re *going* to fuck a kid, go to the police. They’ll know what to do with you.

Rule 4:
If you haven’t fucked a kid, and you’re sure you aren’t going to fuck a kid, but you *still* can’t stop thinking about fucking kids, go to a psychiatrist. They’ll know what to do with you.

Rule 5:
Don’t download, possess, share, sell or otherwise distribute pornography involving kids. Don’t encourage it’s use, for any purpose.

Rule 6:
Do not offer aid or encouragement to pedophiles other than giving them these rules. Do not show support, verbally or financially, to any pedophile rights organization, such as, but not limited to, NAMBLA or MAP and NOMAP groups etc.

Rule 7:
If you cannot follow these rules, try harder. If that fails, and you still can’t follow these rules then, as a last resort, seriously consider killing yourself.

2019-08-28 06:02:29 UTC  

SPAM

2019-08-28 06:02:30 UTC  

MODS

2019-08-28 06:02:55 UTC  

Not spam.
Those are the rules.
If you can’t follow those rules.
Kill yourself.

2019-08-28 06:03:03 UTC  

SPPAAAAMMM

2019-08-28 06:03:04 UTC  

watching television is child rape

2019-08-28 06:03:09 UTC  

dontcha know?

2019-08-28 06:03:14 UTC  

because of hollywood pedo rings

2019-08-28 06:03:16 UTC  

yes

2019-08-28 06:03:22 UTC  

read a book instead

2019-08-28 06:03:24 UTC  

any book

2019-08-28 06:03:26 UTC  

Not accusing you of anything.
Not saying you’re a pedo.
But those are the rules. FYI.

2019-08-28 06:03:34 UTC  

And done.

2019-08-28 06:03:38 UTC  

the rules as decreed by a nobody

2019-08-28 06:03:38 UTC  

spam

2019-08-28 06:03:48 UTC  

oof

2019-08-28 06:04:01 UTC  

rules come at the end of force

2019-08-28 06:04:03 UTC  

@livid_scrooge you fish hating horse fucker

2019-08-28 06:04:12 UTC  

To be fair, I don't think they're pedos. I think they're horsefuckers.

2019-08-28 06:04:19 UTC  

Which is also illegal.

2019-08-28 06:04:27 UTC  

<:eww:378537562882703360>

2019-08-28 06:04:38 UTC  

And now I'm tempted to stick a PMV of "That's Not Illegal" into the chat.

2019-08-28 06:04:47 UTC  

There’s going to be a single day the boomers all start dying of heart attacks.

2019-08-28 06:04:49 UTC  

do it

2019-08-28 06:04:50 UTC  

Spank you very much, stupid bronies.

2019-08-28 06:05:09 UTC  

There is no Death Note.

2019-08-28 06:05:13 UTC  

when boomers, moralfags, and low iq speakers all die off, the world may yet be saved

2019-08-28 06:05:18 UTC  

Stop fantasizing about having and/or using one.

2019-08-28 06:05:21 UTC  

until then we have to suffer with this retards

2019-08-28 06:05:45 UTC  

Oh I didn't know you were the spanking type Goodwood <:Bonbon:423816776606941184>

2019-08-28 06:06:03 UTC  

we learn more everyday about you

2019-08-28 06:06:18 UTC  

Is this the final plan?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/616151549550526472/IMG_20190828_090352.jpg

2019-08-28 06:06:50 UTC  

Haha, I jest...

2019-08-28 06:06:56 UTC  

If there is ever going to be physical contact between you and me, @livid_scrooge, it will come in the form of me shoving my boot up your ass.

2019-08-28 06:07:05 UTC  

Kinky.

2019-08-28 06:07:06 UTC  

Oh~

2019-08-28 06:07:15 UTC  

Though to be honest, I'd prefer to limit our encounter to a ranged attack with my bow, which puts an arrow in your eye scoket.

2019-08-28 06:07:21 UTC  

<:UwUzalu:583698818642608138>

2019-08-28 06:07:48 UTC  

Goodwood is still penetrating me

2019-08-28 06:07:52 UTC  

not surprised