MA the #metoo magnet

But I guess you'd know more about that than i

It is not kidnapping, it is a Surpise Relocation™

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he keeps zip ties in his car incase he needs to protest democracy and create some barricades

Hey babe

Does this smell like chloroform?

nah, I just show her my trouser snake

see if she likes pets

Can you take these pills I forgot what they were

Well I suppose women do like cute and small things as pets

@ManAnimal

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Inb4 she keeps her pet tightly on a leash at all times

Actually I heard large masculine men like small cute things as pets

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I think everyone does

you don't keeep a python on a leash

Except dogs

Small dogs are wastes of life

But that’s just your opinion

yeah, i prefer bigger dogs rather than a football with feet

You aren’t an elected representative of dog owners

You can keep it in nice and tight cute little pink cage with a sounding rod for extra securiry

Eyy edog you like whatever I guess

I hate small dogs

Annoying af

Ugly

And you can't play with them properly either

That’s just chihuahuas

Among others

luci finds no use is anything small and cute

They're also more viscious than proper dogs

My sister grew up with cats and dogs
Yet she harbours a special disdain for "pocket dogs"

Not true anything other than dogs can be cute small

jealousy she wasn't born petite and feminine

Like kitties

I mean I'm pretty happy with my body tbh

When I can get hired to do manual labour it's pretty good

Not gonna lie