tfw i live in a faraday cage

i have an attic full of toliet paper

which will be like GOLD if shit hits the fan

literally

TFW you have a warehouse full of petrol and tyres

The tyres will be worthless but

petrol can be confiscted

toliet paper is forever

tfw i have a warehouse full of servers to store the internet

What if the toilet paper gets wet

the entire intenet/

water is impossible

vacuum sealed silly

tfw i can turn water into wine

i can turn piss into wine

I keep a copy of the Wayback machine <:smugon:512048583806025739>

i am god

I can turn wine into piss

lol

i can power my lawnmower with beer

Chip shop fat for diesel

i can power my car with my piss

that is disturbing

I can piss in my car

what kind of gay faggotry?

Soygon back at it again

That is just a portrait of some bloke from the past

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damn, that man is short

you'll kill your diesel with chip shop fat

It just looks like sargon

i have pants taller than him

I mean diesel cars still run on it though

And they run pretty well

>alex holowka literally grabbed (and dragged) zoey by the pussy even before the trump meme became a thing
<:smugon:512048583806025739>

I mean it the end is nigh

diesel cars can run on dino poop

Running at all is better than not running

certain diesel cars -can-, but you'll be changing diesel filters rather quickly