Message from @LightningManGTS

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2019-09-11 21:59:00 UTC  

Wild ones, yeah

2019-09-11 21:59:10 UTC  

You generally shouldn't feed wild animals

2019-09-11 21:59:12 UTC  

I mean most states with bears

2019-09-11 21:59:26 UTC  

I live in Denmark. The most peaceful country in which there are no great carnivorous creatures that might maul us.

2019-09-11 21:59:32 UTC  

Alligators are nusicence and a saftey hazard. The idea is to not give them the idea to come around

2019-09-11 21:59:40 UTC  

^

2019-09-11 21:59:41 UTC  

'Straya

2019-09-11 21:59:43 UTC  

As far as I know, there are no rules preventing anyone from feeding anything here.

2019-09-11 21:59:53 UTC  

retardus

2019-09-11 22:00:07 UTC  

@Zakhan it is against the law to feed wildlife in general in the most states
With the exceptions for the feeding stations

2019-09-11 22:00:19 UTC  

When yu feed them the get comfortable adoud humans

2019-09-11 22:00:30 UTC  

Well, I suppose I get the general idea behind it.

2019-09-11 22:00:34 UTC  

When they get comfortable they start walking the streets

2019-09-11 22:00:57 UTC  

@Zakhan you do have fines for feeding the doves in the city limits though

2019-09-11 22:01:01 UTC  

Next thing you know is like the Pied Piper except its a bunch of furries in the streets

2019-09-11 22:01:04 UTC  

*Why not just make it necessary to domesticate the ones you do feed?*

2019-09-11 22:01:14 UTC  

fines for feeding doves?

2019-09-11 22:01:19 UTC  

Because those birbs ruin the city architecture/monuments with their poop

2019-09-11 22:01:20 UTC  

They get too big

2019-09-11 22:01:23 UTC  

Doves are a heath hazard

2019-09-11 22:01:38 UTC  

Legit becomes a house violation code

2019-09-11 22:01:38 UTC  

Not necessarily

2019-09-11 22:01:43 UTC  

They just shit a ton

2019-09-11 22:02:04 UTC  

Dude most gaters get to be at least as tall as a person

2019-09-11 22:02:05 UTC  

Frankly, I just think they should be shot if you have a genuine problem with them.

2019-09-11 22:02:08 UTC  

It's a well documented fact that they target people specifically named Heath to shit on their heads

2019-09-11 22:02:19 UTC  

Source :heath

2019-09-11 22:02:50 UTC  

Also anything that big swingy around like a top with a tail as big as themselves will wreck walls

2019-09-11 22:02:55 UTC  

@Zakhan Muh animal rights

2019-09-11 22:03:31 UTC  

Also in my country doves have a habit of attacking small children for their snacks

2019-09-11 22:04:08 UTC  

Doves are barely sapient and not at all sentient. We feed, keep and slaughter a host of animals for different resources.

2019-09-11 22:04:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/621466045873651724/5e13657.png

2019-09-11 22:04:26 UTC  

They are less obnoxious than the seagulls

2019-09-11 22:04:40 UTC  

Seagulls are the top assholes of the birb world

2019-09-11 22:05:02 UTC  

They are seagull prototypes and the seagull is the finished product

2019-09-11 22:05:27 UTC  

I don't give two shits about animal rights in the general sense. Except for a few things like unnecessary malice and animals not being able to consent.

2019-09-11 22:05:50 UTC  

Surprisingly most of the seagulls in my little island country fuck off to onof the smaller islands rather than bother people

2019-09-11 22:05:57 UTC  

@Zakhan Humans are actually the culprits behind the dove population
They were extensively bred to serve as message carriers for centuries
hence why they are so used and so adapted to the city

2019-09-11 22:05:57 UTC  

And maybe pets get to be treated well, too.