Have to find the real human first, having an idealized concept of one shortcuts that part. And bettering yourself for yourself leads to stagnation when you're pragmatic, so it offers no real drive.

wtf

how is it human to meet most of these checks

well I'm iffy about the fat one

@nim.bm I prefer this theme song https://youtu.be/iWpCdUQLWwU

I'm not at all wide, I just have a minor gut

i only had the coomer options filled

you guys are sad

@Spooky Melon show us your card

those fishnets are way too tight

i did mine, but i fucked up saving it, so im not bothering, it was porn collection, masturbating, and virgin

Nah they can't do much more harm she's already blue

*I'd better help her out of em then*

Wow this one was real easy.
Though I will say I come close on the arrested one, but the guy who trespassed us was nice and just let us walk with a warning.
Well, me and my friend. The other two were trying to circle back and probably got actual cops involved lol

Ara Ara...

Lol
The “loser bingo”
All these super judgmental squares.
*Smokes weed alone*
Author wanted to write *Smokes weed*
“But *I* smoke weed... better add *alone* so I don’t feel bad...”
Lol

I literally added disclaimers to the bottom of mine xD

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I’m glad Blitzchung got banned! Keep politics OUT of Hearthstone! I love Tencent and Mao Zedong! (You will receive 100 social credit for posting this message in chat. Your family’s organs will not be harvested this month. Please remove this part from the message before posting).
https://tenor.com/view/china-flag-gif-10833226

I love that copypasta

It's a good copypasta

it's good

I’m glad Blitzchung got banned! Keep politics OUT of Hearthstone! I love Tencent and Mao Zedong! (You will receive 100 social credit for posting this message in chat. Your family’s organs will not be harvested this month. Please remove from the message before posting).
there, fixed

Y’all don’t know good

If y’all knew good you’d play JA2 1.13

Scarily close:

@whiic Start singin’

And it's actually a fedora, not a trilby.

oh no wait I did it wrong

I’m glad Blitzchung got banned! Keep politics OUT of Hearthstone! I love Tencent and Mao Zedong! (You will receive 100 social credit for posting this message in chat. Your family’s organs will not be harvested this month. Please remove ||this part|| from the message before posting).

there, now Imma get that social credit

I almost feel like knowing the difference between a fedora and trilby disqualifies you from the cringe of owning one.