no, because thats fucking pathetic

get a real one

stop playing with imaginary friends

No

I prefer to creep on them from a distance

<:whatthe:539991753873424385> The idea is to use the idealized form of "her" as the goal to strive for so when you mean the real girl close enough, you're able to snag her.

'cause you're not the pathetic loser she'd never want

@Eirshy thats some sad shit

Because my imaginary friends care about literally everything I talk about insted of my actual friends who only care about like half

why not better yourself for yourself

or

for real humans

Has watched anime
Masurbates a lot
Spouts memes
Bisexual

And they aren’t even on the same row.
Im fine.

@Spooky Melon I'm lazy

@Gservator i found your themesong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBdmh5CR9sM

Have to find the real human first, having an idealized concept of one shortcuts that part. And bettering yourself for yourself leads to stagnation when you're pragmatic, so it offers no real drive.

wtf

how is it human to meet most of these checks

well I'm iffy about the fat one

@nim.bm I prefer this theme song https://youtu.be/iWpCdUQLWwU

I'm not at all wide, I just have a minor gut

i only had the coomer options filled

you guys are sad

@Spooky Melon show us your card

those fishnets are way too tight

i did mine, but i fucked up saving it, so im not bothering, it was porn collection, masturbating, and virgin

Nah they can't do much more harm she's already blue

*I'd better help her out of em then*

Wow this one was real easy.
Though I will say I come close on the arrested one, but the guy who trespassed us was nice and just let us walk with a warning.
Well, me and my friend. The other two were trying to circle back and probably got actual cops involved lol

Ara Ara...

Lol
The “loser bingo”
All these super judgmental squares.
*Smokes weed alone*
Author wanted to write *Smokes weed*
“But *I* smoke weed... better add *alone* so I don’t feel bad...”
Lol

I literally added disclaimers to the bottom of mine xD

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