Cawfee

yes please

i would like some coffee

coomers

Recoooom!

@Gservator you are the ultimate coomer

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I don't even know what a coomer actually is

I enjoy caffeine but coffee is fucking nasty

nah

Coffee has grown on me a bit as I've gotten older

how old are you now?

Nowadays though I drink it more because it's better for me than fucking energy drinks

https://youtu.be/K6QXyUPz-y0

I started drinking coffee at 10 years of age, been drinking it ever since

Mid twenties

Coffee calms my soul

I still prefer my daily 8 cans of monster

30 year old boomer

well I'm 24, and had no such revelation

This is Jack, he now looks much older than he does in this picture.

It helped that I was actively trying to get myself off of energy drinks

@Gservator Is your name Kyle

No

I keep my energy drink consumption moderate

I have the name of the greatest Jewish King

>8 cans
You sure?

Yes

I just cleaned out my room which had cans up to my knees

normally only one or two 16oz a day, 83 mg each

David or Solomon?

Also at my "peak" I would only rarely hit 3 in one day, typically 1 maybe 2.

ok David

But switching off of it and actually sleeping did me quite a bit of good.

if I get a sudden need for a fix of that good guanine shit I hit a Reign

Monster doesn't make me wake up, I can drink 8 cans and fall asleep the next minute

https://youtu.be/F9W6C9UulCM

Reign might actually fuck me up but god damn its the epitome of "the good shit"

I drank 40 mini cans of redbull on the day of my driving exam, I fell asleep at the wheel

What are you, narcoleptic?