It's a good copypasta

it's good

I’m glad Blitzchung got banned! Keep politics OUT of Hearthstone! I love Tencent and Mao Zedong! (You will receive 100 social credit for posting this message in chat. Your family’s organs will not be harvested this month. Please remove from the message before posting).
there, fixed

Y’all don’t know good

If y’all knew good you’d play JA2 1.13

Scarily close:

@whiic Start singin’

And it's actually a fedora, not a trilby.

oh no wait I did it wrong

I’m glad Blitzchung got banned! Keep politics OUT of Hearthstone! I love Tencent and Mao Zedong! (You will receive 100 social credit for posting this message in chat. Your family’s organs will not be harvested this month. Please remove ||this part|| from the message before posting).

there, now Imma get that social credit

I almost feel like knowing the difference between a fedora and trilby disqualifies you from the cringe of owning one.

i own neither

...or makes it worse?

I have a coachman's tophat

I used to own a cheap fedora which I got as a souvenir from a gig a long while back, but the thing was falling apart the last time I moved so I just tossed it.

Client gave us all them to wear and keep, was pretty good lol

I beat it like It's owed me money for the past 24 years

Cawfee

yes please

i would like some coffee

coomers

Recoooom!

@Gservator you are the ultimate coomer

<:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586> <:pepegun:588019479401726001>

I don't even know what a coomer actually is

I enjoy caffeine but coffee is fucking nasty

nah

Coffee has grown on me a bit as I've gotten older

how old are you now?

Nowadays though I drink it more because it's better for me than fucking energy drinks

https://youtu.be/K6QXyUPz-y0

I started drinking coffee at 10 years of age, been drinking it ever since

Mid twenties

Coffee calms my soul

I still prefer my daily 8 cans of monster

30 year old boomer

well I'm 24, and had no such revelation