there, now Imma get that social credit

I almost feel like knowing the difference between a fedora and trilby disqualifies you from the cringe of owning one.

i own neither

...or makes it worse?

I have a coachman's tophat

I used to own a cheap fedora which I got as a souvenir from a gig a long while back, but the thing was falling apart the last time I moved so I just tossed it.

Client gave us all them to wear and keep, was pretty good lol

I beat it like It's owed me money for the past 24 years

Cawfee

yes please

i would like some coffee

coomers

Recoooom!

@Gservator you are the ultimate coomer

<:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586> <:pepegun:588019479401726001>

I don't even know what a coomer actually is

I enjoy caffeine but coffee is fucking nasty

nah

Coffee has grown on me a bit as I've gotten older

how old are you now?

Nowadays though I drink it more because it's better for me than fucking energy drinks

https://youtu.be/K6QXyUPz-y0

I started drinking coffee at 10 years of age, been drinking it ever since

Mid twenties

Coffee calms my soul

I still prefer my daily 8 cans of monster

30 year old boomer

well I'm 24, and had no such revelation

This is Jack, he now looks much older than he does in this picture.

It helped that I was actively trying to get myself off of energy drinks

@Gservator Is your name Kyle

No

I keep my energy drink consumption moderate

I have the name of the greatest Jewish King

>8 cans
You sure?

Yes

I just cleaned out my room which had cans up to my knees

normally only one or two 16oz a day, 83 mg each

David or Solomon?