Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck
Discord ID: 634587845247369219
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start out big
show them all the tentacles
lonely women, drunk curious women, lesbians high off their tits
Her dad's a mobile vidyagame addict
then get bolder
sororities
nun convents
I'd start a cult
nice
@Engineered Eldritch Catgirl now THAT....I can get behind
the "something something of eternal pleasure"
xD
@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck behind, behind? xD
I'll worm my way up the ladder of power in every world nation
you'll need to be immortal for that
males will slowly be relegated to postitions of menial labour and maintenance of my tentacles
fed pheromones to become enthralled with my wellbeing
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they'll be voluntarily vasectomised, as none shall threaten my reproductive monopoly
a matriarchal caste shall rule, with only a paper-thin margin of less power than their sexual benefactor.
Listen to that webm!
no
why
wars will be a distasteful memory, for the one commodity they most desire I shall provide freely and without individual favor
not again
<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608> **YES**<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>
Marriage will remain, any two or more humans may congregate and cohabitate in any manner they see fit to better serve my wellbeing
if you don't Comando will peel your dick like a banana
I would like to say I think you guys are pretty rocking
Peel me daddy commando
intercourse, should they desire it, will be allowed. I shall fear no usurpation of my reproductive monopoly, knowing all other males follow a strict pledge of vasectomy
incentiviesed by pheromones
Would you believe I'm coming up with all of this on the spot?