I'm talking about

I tried to help her in her love life yknow?

Cu she really really needed it

Luci is a 6' black man named Tyrone

But my god is she bad at it

She plucked up the courage to invite this guy she'd been eyeing for weeks to coffee

what would you know about love? you are gay

And you know what she ducking did

and degenerate

What

In the middle of their coffee date she starts

Petting his hair

cool

woof

Goth as a clothing style is great. Anyone who treats it like a lifestyle or anything other than an option for roleplay night is terribad.

https://tenor.com/1Wq9.gif

Obviously he was creeped af from this and qui kly skedaddled

Headpats are meant to go the other way booo

She was also hung up on this other guy she knew

Who joined the army a while back

Oof

see, luci taught her the wrong signals

CUTE

I think he ghosted her because she's really not the great a person

boys aren't girls

This person sounds like a bad luck magnet

She's also a kinda thick girl

She wears all black and stuff

so are you

in the head

Thick is bad.

And has big tits

Thick=best

big tits are best

But is thicj

Granted I only met her irl once

depends on 'how thicc'

But she was no looker

That's for sure