oh god..... years ago.

Was Chaplain of the Swiss Royal Guard

often merced for 98q

@Comando

98q?

prussian freikorps, if memory serves

fuck, nostalgasm

Yeah jesus that's old

@Jokerfaic I've actually seen that fucking Lion

irl

god, thinking back to that makes me feel oldfag

linebattles

@Comando what was your least favorite part of linebattles?

Retarded commanders.

Even if yours wasn't one, there would always be one somewhere, who'd go and squander his men for no good reason

Nah, man

Skirmishers

fuck those guys

@Comando

Skirmish rules were always cancer

Either they were banned, or their formations not enforced

There was one group that did Skirmishers properly, and enforced a formation but it was short lived

Because the commander literally got into hour long arguments afterwards when his guys when randoing off from the group

nah, not in our games

Skirmishers got free reign

on the bright side, you learned to rebuff them real fuckin quick, lest the line break

So I backed the game Mein Waifu is the Fuhrer, and in their optional Add-Ons...

Of course.

any game with no steam achievements earns itself a one way trip to piratebay

I cant say why I was convinced to think Stellaris achievements were worth a fuck, but there goes the better half of a day's work.

Feudal Empire, Endgame, Vassalized two quite decently strong neighbors, got all the L-gate whatsits, Primed to win by 2500 by a strong margin, then get the news of Scourge crisis

Think: `Huh, neat. maybe it'll hit the territory of that democratic rival that actually controls the L-gate..... Nah, knowing my luck it'll hit my vassal neighbor, oh well.`

crisis comes

where does it land

MY.



FUCKING.



EMPIRE.



CAPITAL.

Literally my fucking capital system.

rip

Fleet power of well over 100,000 fucking gone

>any game with no steam achievements earns itself a one way trip to piratebay

TFW you just admitted you only use steam because of the basic bitch shinies it uses to lure you into its basement

any epic gamers here?
wanna know if getting bordermemes 3 on epic also comes with a key for steam like activating a game on steam also gives a free key to ubisoft

Considering it's exclusive, probably not.

Better luck in 2020, yo