im not sorry, but i got this discount coupon for a some 9mm

Live and yes lol

you interested ??

Ooo

I’ll take it

Same

Brass is never a bad investment

@Eirshy "I have read it in multiple news stories"

nothing of value was lost

jesus christ mate

@Eirshy tell her the Ziolluminati made you send it

how boomer is your mom?

gangsta tank

My mom follows Alex Jones

Kinda

Fairly boomer, but still seems to work tech better than most >.>

Is that a mothafucking Landship? Those tanks are awesome!

My dad says things like "the only way to end strife and bloodshed is to nuke the niggers in Africa" then he asks if it's legal to have edgy memes on my phone

wait, you have to be tech-illiterate to be a boomer?

Is that a prerequisite?

To clarify, my mother says and believes many of the same things as him, without knowing who he is/ never actually having listened to him

Not a prereq, but definitely part of it.

i am definitely sorry Eirshy

if it makes you feel better

my mother believes that *theres a female goddess* or some bullshit

my mother say that china needs to be nuked

and that *plants have fee-fees*

That’s a good meme eirshy

That’s exactly what everyone doesn’t want to do

but my dad is a fucking *conspiracy theorist*

She’s one of ***those*** feminists then @Spooky Melon

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Your dad sounds pretty cool tho

My grandparents are super based and want to deport them all

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@burgermeistermeisterburger its not even good conspiracies though

My father is a doomsday prepper

they're just like "oh man the flouride in the water" or "why do you think the government projects cost so much? to hide the money they give to the CIA and secret shit"

just like

basic af lamo stuff