Message from @Meter Reader Mario

Discord ID: 618671299119808512


2019-09-04 03:44:10 UTC  

Lol

2019-09-04 03:44:46 UTC  

Marriage Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

2019-09-04 03:47:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/618653310165188609/image0.jpg

2019-09-04 03:51:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/618654330001817622/image0.jpg

2019-09-04 03:52:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/618654599863337001/76616108_p0_master1200.webp

2019-09-04 03:54:40 UTC  

Yo. On pornhub I found we are number one but every one is replaced with a cumshot

2019-09-04 03:55:06 UTC  

~~LINK~~ That's neat.

2019-09-04 03:56:02 UTC  

Its word for word

2019-09-04 04:40:56 UTC  

<:smugon:512048583806025739>

2019-09-04 04:41:42 UTC  

it got censored so I fixed it in ms paint

2019-09-04 04:44:06 UTC  

@Jarko unhinged woman opens fire on crowd of innocent bystanders, at least one injured, more at 11.

2019-09-04 04:47:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/618668551632584704/IMG_20190902_234958_967.png

2019-09-04 04:57:30 UTC  

πŸ‘Œ

2019-09-04 04:58:35 UTC  

I no longer have a nice layover in London for my trip later today

2019-09-04 04:58:52 UTC  

πŸ˜”

2019-09-04 05:00:00 UTC  

It was supposed to be from Cleveland to Orlando to London Gatwick to Bucharest.

Now it's Cleveland to New York to Reykjavik to London Luton to Bucharest.

2019-09-04 05:01:05 UTC  

sorry mate

2019-09-04 05:02:10 UTC  

Whaaaaaat a young woman managed to fend off five fuckin' robbers at once with a hand gun?
I thought guns only worked on schoolkids <a:wow:527642350080753734>

2019-09-04 05:06:37 UTC  

nono, see, that's a character skillslot. this chick clearly took 'heightened awareness' instead of 'babykiller'

2019-09-04 05:08:01 UTC  

women are better at filling out character sheets, tbh

2019-09-04 05:09:26 UTC  

If you care about women, you'll vote to disarm them so situations like this can't happen

2019-09-04 05:09:55 UTC  

Instead she'll just be killed or raped

2019-09-04 05:10:16 UTC  

Which is much better than owning a gun

2019-09-04 05:10:47 UTC  

Oh fuck

2019-09-04 05:10:58 UTC  

I know I shouldn't laugh but

2019-09-04 05:11:02 UTC  

Pffffft

2019-09-04 05:11:10 UTC  

What a way to go

2019-09-04 05:13:16 UTC  

I imagine the little cunt who did it will have a crippling fear of cheese afterward

2019-09-04 05:13:35 UTC  

"get that shit away from me, its lethal"

2019-09-04 05:13:50 UTC  

*when you find a cheap item to beat the raid boss with*

2019-09-04 05:14:22 UTC  

Bring me the weapon that banished Kharn the Betrayer.

2019-09-04 05:14:31 UTC  

what?

2019-09-04 05:14:38 UTC  

```The 13-year-old was severely allergic to wheat, gluten, all dairy products, eggs and all nuts, was asthmatic and suffered from atopic eczema.```
good fucking god, maybe this was a mercy

2019-09-04 05:14:52 UTC  

Yeah seriously