Message from @Jacob Mathis

Discord ID: 618676002171781120


2019-09-04 05:10:47 UTC  

Oh fuck

2019-09-04 05:10:58 UTC  

I know I shouldn't laugh but

2019-09-04 05:11:02 UTC  

Pffffft

2019-09-04 05:11:10 UTC  

What a way to go

2019-09-04 05:13:16 UTC  

I imagine the little cunt who did it will have a crippling fear of cheese afterward

2019-09-04 05:13:35 UTC  

"get that shit away from me, its lethal"

2019-09-04 05:13:50 UTC  

*when you find a cheap item to beat the raid boss with*

2019-09-04 05:14:22 UTC  

Bring me the weapon that banished Kharn the Betrayer.

2019-09-04 05:14:31 UTC  

what?

2019-09-04 05:14:38 UTC  

```The 13-year-old was severely allergic to wheat, gluten, all dairy products, eggs and all nuts, was asthmatic and suffered from atopic eczema.```
good fucking god, maybe this was a mercy

2019-09-04 05:14:52 UTC  

Yeah seriously

2019-09-04 05:15:33 UTC  

Also >he doesn't know about the time Kharn got killed by a fucking brick

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/618675492597530634/dbd.png

2019-09-04 05:16:11 UTC  

yes that was literally just posted

2019-09-04 05:16:13 UTC  

Good job

2019-09-04 05:16:24 UTC  

By you no less

2019-09-04 05:16:44 UTC  

And anubis is just being cheeky

2019-09-04 05:16:45 UTC  

lol

2019-09-04 05:17:33 UTC  

i prefer the term cheesy

2019-09-04 05:17:47 UTC  

ok no fuck you, going to bed now

2019-09-04 05:17:57 UTC  

Holy shit guys u seen this

2019-09-04 05:17:57 UTC  

Guys

2019-09-04 05:17:59 UTC  

Guys

2019-09-04 05:18:06 UTC  

Let’s not milk this to death

2019-09-04 05:18:35 UTC  

Also this is a good case for “milkshaking is violence”

2019-09-04 05:18:59 UTC  

this story is aging like milk

2019-09-04 05:19:11 UTC  

so is the kid

2019-09-04 05:19:29 UTC  

That sucks

2019-09-04 05:19:56 UTC  

These jokes are cheesy, you guys are bleuing it

2019-09-04 05:20:30 UTC  

But I would think that you would have to eat it, but was it contact that killed him?

2019-09-04 05:20:47 UTC  

They’re not even Gouda

2019-09-04 05:22:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/618677302997549076/mem.mp4

2019-09-04 05:25:06 UTC  

@Jokerfaic > women are better at filling out character sheets, tbh

Women have less problems doing that since we roll more average shit, while dudes roll lots of highs and lows.

2019-09-04 05:26:05 UTC  

Look, clearly the dice wanted me to be both freakishly strong and smart, but look like chunk from the goonies. not my fault

2019-09-04 05:26:26 UTC  

Women are women

2019-09-04 05:26:35 UTC  

Ugh. Rolled stats.