Message from @KaiserDoom

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2019-09-06 01:46:27 UTC  

Humans are the only important race, and should establish their dominance in the presence of other races. Build new means to wage war, and create a moving death train through the Fay Wilds

2019-09-06 01:46:47 UTC  

Dwarves are merely humans who saw their growth stunted as children, and thus are humanity's distant cousin.

2019-09-06 01:47:13 UTC  

A hairy, disgusting cousin who always smells of booze and shame that he hides behind the armored exterior and battle-axe

2019-09-06 01:47:32 UTC  

@Flavius Stilicho this is literally how my associate, the one I call 'OG blackpill' sees the situation

2019-09-06 01:47:37 UTC  

Okay Goebbels

2019-09-06 01:48:15 UTC  

what about halflings?

2019-09-06 01:48:36 UTC  

In my setting halflings are made when an elf and dwarf fuck

2019-09-06 01:48:59 UTC  

you know word they use instead of Hobbits less they awaken Tolkien's wraith

2019-09-06 01:49:01 UTC  

Halflings are a strange one. I believe they are children who failed to grow-up and suffer from swollen feet. As such they are man babies who are ever curious and sheltered.

2019-09-06 01:49:16 UTC  

Their tiny hands used to steal when human hands are too big

2019-09-06 01:49:30 UTC  

And Kenku?

2019-09-06 01:49:58 UTC  

I don't even got like, half or really any of these races in my fantasy setting BTW. this is just the shit i say when i play D&D. All characters I make are racist to one or two other races.

2019-09-06 01:50:16 UTC  

OH, never trust a filthy pick-pocket magpie

2019-09-06 01:50:29 UTC  

HE WILL skin you when you aren't looking and sell your hide to your friends

2019-09-06 01:50:41 UTC  

Consume thy Kenku, they do it in my setting

2019-09-06 01:51:13 UTC  

Tbh, they could be industrialized chicken

2019-09-06 01:51:16 UTC  

what about fire breathing lizard people

2019-09-06 01:51:26 UTC  

Flavius, that's just Spicy Snake meat

2019-09-06 01:51:36 UTC  

also deamon babies

2019-09-06 01:51:56 UTC  

Demons are useful, learn its name and you have power

2019-09-06 01:52:11 UTC  

They live in the far eastern desert, a slaver empire that worships a foreign god, the lizards are no friend to man

2019-09-06 01:52:16 UTC  

you know your wife cheated when the baby got horns

2019-09-06 01:52:25 UTC  

You know your wife died if the baby had horns

2019-09-06 01:52:41 UTC  

That must've hurt

2019-09-06 01:52:45 UTC  

last but not least angel babies?

2019-09-06 01:53:00 UTC  

Well, you see when i play Aasimar i turn up the racism dial

2019-09-06 01:53:05 UTC  

Angels don't exist in my setting, all are dead

2019-09-06 01:53:13 UTC  

I argue I was born divine and thus closer to god, making me better than normal humans.

2019-09-06 01:53:23 UTC  

that is when I play Aasimar

2019-09-06 01:53:41 UTC  

I would assume an Assimar would go full I AM THE PROFIT mode

2019-09-06 01:53:49 UTC  

Nah, not really

2019-09-06 01:54:08 UTC  

In my setting if they existed they'd be killed for being heretics

2019-09-06 01:54:12 UTC  

Most Aasimar are like Angels on a budget, not full angel but more like Nephilim who strive to do good in most settings

2019-09-06 01:54:29 UTC  

If I play one I will, you remember Vee's character from Sargon's dnd game

2019-09-06 01:54:51 UTC  

Tbh Vee's character would fit right into my world

2019-09-06 01:56:19 UTC  

Also my world has no Black people

2019-09-06 01:56:45 UTC  

For my stuff, I got most races between TL 3 and TL 4, and most are Land-locked due to a lower tech-level or landscape preventing easy access to the Sea. Others include that Ship-tech isn't high enough to have an effective means of getting there over long-distances. Not without it being a 1 way trip.

2019-09-06 01:57:33 UTC  

I assume the humans have access to sea

2019-09-06 01:57:56 UTC  

@Gservator So there's no deserts that humans live in?

2019-09-06 01:58:25 UTC  

Since I speak english, my world is early medieval with technology ranging from bone to steel.

And the Desert isn't inhabited by humans @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck