G, we all know that Gnomes and Elves aren't people

Elves are cock sleeves

Elves are not Cock-sleeves, that's promoting cross species breeding and it can't be tolerated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdsOK-VZOVY

Elves are animals and garbage; thus elves should be reminded of such a status before you slay them.

I also cannot trust the gnome, for their god is Garl Glittergold. Nor may I trust the Elf for his pointed ears reveal his evils. The Half-Orc is merely pitiable and should be put-down. And the orc is the abomination which is only here to rape the women.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/498664055028973598/617391966933483530/image0.jpg

Orcs in my setting can't crossbreed with humans, dwarves or elves

Humans are the only important race, and should establish their dominance in the presence of other races. Build new means to wage war, and create a moving death train through the Fay Wilds

Dwarves are merely humans who saw their growth stunted as children, and thus are humanity's distant cousin.

A hairy, disgusting cousin who always smells of booze and shame that he hides behind the armored exterior and battle-axe

@Flavius Stilicho this is literally how my associate, the one I call 'OG blackpill' sees the situation

Okay Goebbels

what about halflings?

In my setting halflings are made when an elf and dwarf fuck

you know word they use instead of Hobbits less they awaken Tolkien's wraith

Halflings are a strange one. I believe they are children who failed to grow-up and suffer from swollen feet. As such they are man babies who are ever curious and sheltered.

Their tiny hands used to steal when human hands are too big

And Kenku?

I don't even got like, half or really any of these races in my fantasy setting BTW. this is just the shit i say when i play D&D. All characters I make are racist to one or two other races.

OH, never trust a filthy pick-pocket magpie

https://tenor.com/view/the-ring-gif-5902275

HE WILL skin you when you aren't looking and sell your hide to your friends

Consume thy Kenku, they do it in my setting

Tbh, they could be industrialized chicken

what about fire breathing lizard people

Flavius, that's just Spicy Snake meat

also deamon babies

Demons are useful, learn its name and you have power

They live in the far eastern desert, a slaver empire that worships a foreign god, the lizards are no friend to man

you know your wife cheated when the baby got horns

You know your wife died if the baby had horns

That must've hurt

last but not least angel babies?

Well, you see when i play Aasimar i turn up the racism dial

Angels don't exist in my setting, all are dead

I argue I was born divine and thus closer to god, making me better than normal humans.

that is when I play Aasimar

I would assume an Assimar would go full I AM THE PROFIT mode

Nah, not really