Message from @Tonight at 11 - DOOM

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2019-09-02 14:51:26 UTC  

so if you were crop maker, that was 60% of your crops

2019-09-02 14:51:27 UTC  

absolute cancer

2019-09-02 14:51:28 UTC  

Monarch is just a manager of key people tbh

2019-09-02 14:51:33 UTC  

100% chance of self destruction

2019-09-02 14:51:36 UTC  

especially when the take an ak 47 and got to walmarts

2019-09-02 14:51:37 UTC  

We can do that without a monarch too

2019-09-02 14:51:42 UTC  

but that's because France was ruined before the Revolution

2019-09-02 14:51:46 UTC  

@2K waste all of their ammo, too

2019-09-02 14:51:47 UTC  

and there was a bad harvest

2019-09-02 14:51:55 UTC  

minor fucking injuries

2019-09-02 14:51:58 UTC  

so it was 60% of a R E A L L Y bad year

2019-09-02 14:52:03 UTC  

how fucking rushed are you to kill yourself

2019-09-02 14:52:04 UTC  

seriously

2019-09-02 14:52:05 UTC  

because the rent was fixed

2019-09-02 14:52:11 UTC  

independent of your profits

2019-09-02 14:52:25 UTC  

it's better to play the long game and annoy the living shit out of everyone else first

2019-09-02 14:52:43 UTC  

Poor Louis XVI

2019-09-02 14:52:50 UTC  

he honestly dindu nuffin

2019-09-02 14:52:53 UTC  

^

2019-09-02 14:53:02 UTC  

he tried to be a good and understanding king

2019-09-02 14:53:13 UTC  

so they just killed him

2019-09-02 14:53:17 UTC  

chad

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/618096111156068383/quote-i-die-innocent-of-all-the-crimes-laid-to-my-charge-i-pardon-those-who-have-occasioned-louis-xv.jpg

2019-09-02 14:53:27 UTC  

because he didn;t delete them

2019-09-02 14:53:47 UTC  

thinking that it'd all turn out well if he just remained reasonable

2019-09-02 14:54:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/618096359094091776/stonetoss_hate_speech_kingdom_invaded.png

2019-09-02 14:54:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/618096422230949899/Asperger_king.gif

2019-09-02 14:55:44 UTC  

tfw the Bourbon Restoration was unambiguously the best time to be French since before the revolution and until the late 1900s

2019-09-02 14:56:07 UTC  

I like bourbon

2019-09-02 14:56:49 UTC  

the couple in the background having a romantic moment makes that image better somehow

2019-09-02 14:57:09 UTC  

They’re telling each other about their Minecraft houses

2019-09-02 14:57:43 UTC  

France prerevolution sucked ass tho

2019-09-02 14:57:49 UTC  

>tfw no Minecraft gf

2019-09-02 14:57:57 UTC  

immediatly before, yes

2019-09-02 14:58:14 UTC  

because lots of factors piled up at once

2019-09-02 14:58:45 UTC  

but over all Renaissance France was the best place in Europe

2019-09-02 14:58:56 UTC  

from the common man's perspective

2019-09-02 14:58:59 UTC  

>tfw no minecraft big tiddy goth gf

2019-09-02 14:59:37 UTC  

>tfw no revolutionary gf who says "im sorry anon but you supported the king, i do love you" before letting the guillotine slice your head off

2019-09-02 14:59:44 UTC  

Before the Revolution France fought 2 expensive wars that didn't bring them any money

2019-09-02 14:59:53 UTC  

God I wish that were me