Message from @Tonight at 11 - DOOM

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2019-09-02 14:53:47 UTC  

thinking that it'd all turn out well if he just remained reasonable

2019-09-02 14:54:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/618096359094091776/stonetoss_hate_speech_kingdom_invaded.png

2019-09-02 14:54:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/618096422230949899/Asperger_king.gif

2019-09-02 14:55:44 UTC  

tfw the Bourbon Restoration was unambiguously the best time to be French since before the revolution and until the late 1900s

2019-09-02 14:56:07 UTC  

I like bourbon

2019-09-02 14:56:49 UTC  

the couple in the background having a romantic moment makes that image better somehow

2019-09-02 14:57:09 UTC  

They’re telling each other about their Minecraft houses

2019-09-02 14:57:43 UTC  

France prerevolution sucked ass tho

2019-09-02 14:57:49 UTC  

>tfw no Minecraft gf

2019-09-02 14:57:57 UTC  

immediatly before, yes

2019-09-02 14:58:14 UTC  

because lots of factors piled up at once

2019-09-02 14:58:45 UTC  

but over all Renaissance France was the best place in Europe

2019-09-02 14:58:56 UTC  

from the common man's perspective

2019-09-02 14:58:59 UTC  

>tfw no minecraft big tiddy goth gf

2019-09-02 14:59:37 UTC  

>tfw no revolutionary gf who says "im sorry anon but you supported the king, i do love you" before letting the guillotine slice your head off

2019-09-02 14:59:44 UTC  

Before the Revolution France fought 2 expensive wars that didn't bring them any money

2019-09-02 14:59:53 UTC  

God I wish that were me

2019-09-02 14:59:54 UTC  

and had a cuple of bad harvests

2019-09-02 15:00:25 UTC  

which was made worse by the turmoil on the international grain market

2019-09-02 15:00:30 UTC  

caused by the war in Mutica

2019-09-02 15:00:36 UTC  

and the deletion of Polan

2019-09-02 15:00:37 UTC  

I want a big tiddy French maid goth to slice my head off in an act of righteous revolution

2019-09-02 15:00:41 UTC  

both grain exporters

2019-09-02 15:01:28 UTC  

the monarchy tried to solve this by increasing taxes

2019-09-02 15:01:48 UTC  

specifically by rescinding tax exemptions that the Aristocracy enjoyed

2019-09-02 15:01:58 UTC  

but the Aristocracy didn't wanna hear about it

2019-09-02 15:02:16 UTC  

so, in order not to go bankrupt, they had to tax the commoners more

2019-09-02 15:02:26 UTC  

which lead to a revolt against the King

2019-09-02 15:02:36 UTC  

even thou the King was really on their side

2019-09-02 15:02:42 UTC  

but it was too late

2019-09-02 15:02:55 UTC  

the Revolution happnned

2019-09-02 15:03:00 UTC  

and then there was a famine...

2019-09-02 15:03:07 UTC  

because of course there was..

2019-09-02 15:03:12 UTC  

Lel

2019-09-02 15:03:17 UTC  

Have you ever seen Les mis?

2019-09-02 15:03:27 UTC  

that is not the French rev

2019-09-02 15:03:34 UTC  

Bourbon

2019-09-02 15:03:37 UTC  

that is the revolution tha toverthrew the restoration

2019-09-02 15:03:37 UTC  

I know

2019-09-02 15:03:39 UTC  

But it's funny