if you impress em

they turn you

instead of eating u

I thought bretonnia ns had honor n shieeet

so his entire Duchy still technically owes himfelty...

but he a vampoboy

they deleted him multiple times

but he a powerful vamp

so he keeps coming back to claim his birthright

Oof

the most powerful vampires look like dragons, because these dragon like vampiric powers are earned from some spooky alternate dimension using some kind of black stones

But like was he evil before he got turned

Or what

there were three in total, one is lost and the other is thrown at the bottom of the ocean

in the setting of 'today' (as in pre AoS) the entir ecity of Moussilion is deserted

I thought bretonnian we're good boys

because of his curse

Imagine thinking race is real.

wym races arent real

Bretonnia is good bois

in ye olde lore they were more ambiguous

but that was really long ago

I mean they're shitty feudal lords

Ahegao

Who use peasants as meat shields

Doggo

But they're still good boys

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got a cold shower, dull razer and skipped the work

that is some alabama tier shit

my white nigger

when they were going for: Empire is Dward-influenced humans and Bretonnia is Elf-influenced Humans

they changed course after a time

I'm literally taking a shit. My anus is expanding to allow the logs through.

and Bretonnia gradually became less and less relevant

Bretonnia got culturally enrichened

but became the land of Honour and Chivalry par excellence

I'm five beers into this morning.

And I farted and it was liquid.