Message from @scumbigula

Discord ID: 618509017446219789


2019-09-03 18:08:52 UTC  

about 6 decades of experience

2019-09-03 18:08:57 UTC  

So that's a no

2019-09-03 18:08:59 UTC  

would you like that check or cash?

2019-09-03 18:09:03 UTC  

Lunachan hasn't even been touched since the 60s, so she's probably hypersensitive. <:smugon:512048583806025739>

2019-09-03 18:09:23 UTC  

Lunachan gets watched every night.

2019-09-03 18:09:23 UTC  

We've been pounding her every few years,

2019-09-03 18:09:31 UTC  

Didn't China smash her last year or so?

2019-09-03 18:10:04 UTC  

Exactly. You're going up against small-dicked China.

You should be able to make lunachan scream.

2019-09-03 18:10:28 UTC  

inb4 public rape

2019-09-03 18:10:32 UTC  

as punishment for crime

2019-09-03 18:10:37 UTC  

make real life a hentai

2019-09-03 18:11:01 UTC  

That would be an interesting penalty for pedophiles.

Get ass-raped by whichever gay guy thinks they're cute enough to fuck, and has a voyeurism fetish.

2019-09-03 18:11:21 UTC  

No need to gas the gays. Turn them into public servants who enforce our laws.

2019-09-03 18:11:41 UTC  

Marschan the Martian gets touched when.

2019-09-03 18:12:10 UTC  

Currently America is just lightly stroking her belly, with that Mars Rover thing. Very slowly. Just to get her warmed up.

2019-09-03 18:12:13 UTC  

The chad NASA is working on it

2019-09-03 18:12:35 UTC  

The chad nasa vs the virgin esa

2019-09-03 18:12:47 UTC  

NASA has a bunch of Asian employees though.

Which is why Mars' ice caps are still frozen.

2019-09-03 18:13:07 UTC  

"NASA has Asian workers, and that's why Mars isn't wet."

2019-09-03 18:13:57 UTC  

well whatever you do

2019-09-03 18:14:01 UTC  

just got hit with a 'believe victims or youre literally an abuser reeeeeeeeeeee'
someone was saying shes getting abused by her bf and everyone was sending good stuff but i thought id chime in and say we dont know if thats real and if it isnt we are teaching her that lying about this stuff gets the attention she wants and the chat fucking ripped me in half

2019-09-03 18:14:01 UTC  

dont send cockroaches to mars

2019-09-03 18:14:27 UTC  

I saw that weez

2019-09-03 18:14:42 UTC  

Their faces

2019-09-03 18:14:44 UTC  

Brilliant tbh

2019-09-03 18:16:21 UTC  

@scumbigula - You should've responded with "Emmitt Till when?"

2019-09-03 18:16:38 UTC  

"Women don't lie about being raped, so clearly Emmitt Till was guilty."

2019-09-03 18:21:54 UTC  

@Lucienne d'Anwyl - I would be laughing a lot less right now, if I didn't think that was a legit possibility. Someone with a passport books a ticket to India, thinking Indiana, because they're a dumbass with lots of money.

2019-09-03 18:23:03 UTC  

i mean ppl from state georgia put ads in republic of georgia

2019-09-03 18:23:20 UTC  

so i see that happening

2019-09-03 18:23:42 UTC  

lol

2019-09-03 18:23:48 UTC  

why would you want to visit georgia

2019-09-03 18:23:52 UTC  

it has like no touristy spots

2019-09-03 18:23:59 UTC  

Slave auctions, of course!

2019-09-03 18:24:01 UTC  

especially not for mountain niggers

2019-09-03 18:24:06 UTC  

not tourists just casual stuff

2019-09-03 18:24:07 UTC  

its one main thing

2019-09-03 18:24:12 UTC  

is that hollywood films tahere all the time

2019-09-03 18:24:17 UTC  

because of local tax laws