That'll do.

indochina?

Algerian Rebels.

Back in fashion.

Split Vietnam into a North and South again.

Unify Korea under Kim Jong Un, but with an American flag.

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"Protectorate of the United States"

I think we should just take away the nukes and let them hash it out themselves.

The South will win, I think.

...why?

We could give the South nukes to make it a fair fight, and then just leave.

fuck

Nah, I'd like a holiday destination when its all over.

lol i found sargon's new twitter account.
im a sleuth

concussion makes it hard to study

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209819933645733889/618522267214807040/Screenshot_20190903-205337.png

I make such retarded mistakes

Is this how it feels to have autism?

uuhhh u tried not being concussed bro

and yeah but only if you dont acknowledge ur being autistic

but you have to train the brain too

Here's a better way to trigger people by reworking the world map. Just reinstate the British Empire.

make it reddd

you get small concussions and grow immune to them over time

really?

Nah, that would make England too happy.

Need to piss off the English too.

i doubt that

It needs to be a world map that nobody will be happy with.

Except trolls.

greater israel empire

Kekistan controls all

Nah, you see, that's the trick. We were having to deal with everyone's shit as well, which would make us miserable.

>Kekistan

>2019

Give Israel the Sinai Peninsula, and watch the entire Middle East ree.

You mean, let the Israeli's keep what they take?

Only from kebabs though.

israeli colonies in the iberian penisular when

@JimmyX How dare you oppress the native kekistani people

I think it'd be better to be more *subtle* with the map though, so people don't notice at first.