that's the catch 22

that tshirt is so poorly fitting lmao

"man do you just hate those people talking at the movie theater"

he says to his friends

look out, the style police are here

"fucking hate those fucking movie talkers"

well, you can tell she prolly feeds him

damn lard ass

its not style policing

its someone actually dress him properly please

that joke was wasted on you autists

"Gotta stop hatin' on gays... let'em teach you how to dress..."

Ferraris are as reliable as Iranian LEO insertion rockets.

I mean do you really want to see blind mantits

nah, you are right

i wouldn't want to see that woman at all

mantits or not

too late

tits, man

she's your wife now

mood

This is so many here

https://youtu.be/ZTo-aIIxihc

Has the scotch been out, Jack?

nah not today

I promise i'm not TheBinarySurfer

"You can't help yourself cause yourself SUCKS.... you can't help yourself cause yourself is an ASSHOLE"

GF has B cups

And I gotta say

First time I saw them

I fell in love

that seems nice :3

Inadequate

B cups?

Can she cook?

^^

Can she clean?

DDcups, more than a mouthful

Does she shut the fuck up and stop being needy?

@Eccles Stop, I can only get so erect

Im sorry but you only get that with traps @Eccles