that planetfall plays like youre witnessing someone else's campaign, just get shit for failing xcom missions thrown in here and there

Then it tried to make sense of things, but just fucked over the community-loved New Horizons mod

Paradox: -releases a game-
Players: Neat
Paradox: -changes the game completely-
Players: Nani?!

Forcing space travel to go through lanes disappointed me greatly

Remaining players: Yeah, I get it, this is cool
Paradox: I'M DOING IT AGAIN
Remaining players : N-NANI!?

well you know

Meanwhile, three iterations later, sector AI is still useless <:smugon:512048583806025739>

games are prone to identity politics at least superficially

Dear god sector AI... It only ever got worse.

gamers*

lol

Last I saw it, it was constantly building and deconstructing a single power plant, just losing resources pointlessly

fans* really tbh god i hate 'fans'

lol too much surplus lios

get some immigrants in 😄

They had no bloody surplus! They were constantly in the red and I fed them resources to keep- wait. Holy shit. That AI is smarter than I thought...

Fucking secessionists

you know how you can add notes on people

😉

you click on their profile and then 'add note'?

i forgot i put "mr. foreskinhead" on anibus's profile notes

thanks for sharing

👌

oh shit i'm racist now

Guys

guy

?

Stop

No

*no*

i sure hope you mean that guys in gender neutral way

If you don't

better bring your best firearm

ok

noon in maccas car park

Did you just assume the element of my arm

let's go

I have a tiny plastic pig catapult, can I attend?

a pig catapult?

A tiny plastic pig catapult

>tiny plastic
>PIG