Message from @Jack

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2019-09-04 19:23:51 UTC  

would get drunk in the westminster bar and start headbutting tories lmao

2019-09-04 19:24:05 UTC  

That’s beautiful

2019-09-04 19:24:10 UTC  

Need more like that

2019-09-04 19:24:55 UTC  

how long til vote? 30 mins?

2019-09-04 19:24:58 UTC  

tfw my MP might've butterfly effect caused this shitshow

2019-09-04 19:25:36 UTC  

Those police look like cucks

2019-09-04 19:25:41 UTC  

fuck knows but does Jo Swinson intentionally make her tits look as huge as possible

2019-09-04 19:25:55 UTC  

Why can the British police never look decent in any photo.

2019-09-04 19:26:08 UTC  

They always look like limp wristed cucks

2019-09-04 19:26:10 UTC  

lib dems STRONK

2019-09-04 19:26:10 UTC  

im ok woth it

2019-09-04 19:26:11 UTC  

he punched his own party whip

2019-09-04 19:26:13 UTC  

what a lad

2019-09-04 19:27:28 UTC  

'Joyce was the top-claiming Member of the House of Commons for the 2005–06 Parliamentary session, claiming £174,811 in expenses, of which 62% was for staff and office costs.[23] After the 2005–06 Parliamentary session he made a public pledge to cut his expenses; during the 2006–07 session he moved down to 11th on the list of MPs' expenses and allowances,[24] but again rose to the top for 2007–08 with £187,334.'

2019-09-04 19:27:32 UTC  

definitely made bank anyway

2019-09-04 19:28:25 UTC  

'Joyce was arrested at 22:50 on 22 February 2012 in the Palace of Westminster by the Metropolitan Police on suspicion of committing assault. He was reported to have attacked as many as six politicians,[29] including a Labour whip,[30] after having gone "berserk" following a dispute with a group of Tory MPs sitting nearby.[31][32] He headbutted and punched the Conservative MP, Stuart Andrew,[33] after striking Labour Assistant Whip, Phil Wilson, while Wilson was attempting to restrain him. He also headbutted Thurrock Conservative Councillor, Ben Maney, and punched Basildon Conservative Councillor, Luke Mackenzie, both of whom were attempting to break up the incident.[34] Two more Conservative MPs, Alec Shelbrooke and Jackie Doyle-Price, were also caught up in the fracas while attempting to intervene and calm Joyce down.[35] A door window was smashed as Joyce attempted to resist arrest before being removed by police and taken to Belgravia police station.[36] The disturbance occurred at the Strangers' Bar (reserved for MPs and their guests).[37]'

2019-09-04 19:28:42 UTC  

don't think my constituency has much luck

2019-09-04 19:30:12 UTC  

on the bbc iplayer site the bottom banner covered jo's boobies :/

2019-09-04 19:30:13 UTC  

Cheerios is the best cereal.

2019-09-04 19:30:48 UTC  

I'm not British and I'm trying to follow what the hell is going on and who is who, I think I am developing brain cancer

2019-09-04 19:30:57 UTC  

It's easy

2019-09-04 19:31:03 UTC  

imagine trying to keep track of 650 of them

2019-09-04 19:31:25 UTC  

and 21 just became independent overnight 😛

2019-09-04 19:31:50 UTC  

and in a month there will be all new ones 😛

2019-09-04 19:31:54 UTC  

yes please

2019-09-04 19:32:00 UTC  

we need a poll on .gov calling out the tyranny of remainers and saying no deal is the only way

2019-09-04 19:32:10 UTC  

so it has to be debated

2019-09-04 19:32:11 UTC  

anime fag out

2019-09-04 19:32:30 UTC  

hatsune miku isnt anime

2019-09-04 19:32:32 UTC  

bitch

2019-09-04 19:32:45 UTC  

japanese cartoon woman

2019-09-04 19:32:50 UTC  

looks like anime trash to me

2019-09-04 19:33:04 UTC  

virtual popstar not anime

2019-09-04 19:33:18 UTC  

same shit different degeneracy

2019-09-04 19:33:21 UTC  

>He doesn't understand how polls work in the UK <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-09-04 19:33:48 UTC  

virtual poopster

2019-09-04 19:34:23 UTC  

GO BORIS GO

2019-09-04 19:34:39 UTC  

thats what labour is chanting

2019-09-04 19:34:48 UTC  

BREXIIITTT