I will not have you insult my woman

Or her weight

@wave idk who your woman is but as a woman she is probably a WHORE

your waifu is trash

No fat chicks

fat chicks give me aneurisms

Biofuel

Ever thought someone had small tits, but then found out they're actually mostly tit?

what

Plaid shirts can apparently hide a lot more than I thought

lol

It sounds weirder than it was, but she's got a small chest, her breasts don't match

Like, in size, they don't match the chest

I'm fucking high

so stfu

She says it's some shit from being born a month early

Idfk if I believe that

I'm starting to get what you mean by mostly tit

Small ribs. Like the width is normal, but the depth of ribs isn't

Kinda stands out because of it

so you have a deformed gf

Sure

Lol

>having a gf in this discord

suuure

gay

I mean, it's the hottest fucking deformity I've ever seen

I can get behind that sentiment tbh

that's how the dice roll

Doesn't seem to be an issue either. She's a better climber than my roommate

I'm pretty sure there are no women here

When people have a gf in this server they're usually knock offs that didn't make it past quality control

There aren't

kek

No sane man would allow it

Accurate wave

when you fuck a girl but find out she had a penis

Sometimes it is better not to know

I thought that was a popup

lol