Message from @TheChefOfDeath

Discord ID: 649891846671040512


2019-11-29 07:47:31 UTC  

it was a valuable lesson about not holding the kitty longer than she wants attention

2019-11-29 07:48:30 UTC  

I have only ever been nipped by my dog as a kid and bitten by a dwarf hamster. One of my snakes hisses at me when ever I walk pass but has never bitten.

2019-11-29 07:50:17 UTC  

in my current days, ive got a few cats and my brother has a dog and a couple cats, his dog is marvelously trained, but his cats arent in the slightest, but ive actually trained one of my cats to fetch and bring stuff back to me

2019-11-29 07:50:59 UTC  

Cats have always just ran away from me. I have to go now. Have a nice day.

2019-11-29 07:53:33 UTC  

started with him wanting attention and being a bit on the annoying side, so i would gather up a handful of catnip mice and then every so often just toss one if i wanted a minute to breath while he chased it down and batted it around, then he surprised me one day by running back after playing with it, but he carried it back to me, wanting me to toss it again, and then we had a game where i would toss it farther and farther and he would hunt it down and bring it back, sometimes i would intentionally try to make it more difficult, by aiming to have it land inside a boot after boucning off the wall or landing in the laundry hamper

2019-11-29 07:54:24 UTC  

still find tricks to make things interesting, for example lifting up an edge of the bedding for him to explore under

2019-11-29 07:54:56 UTC  

then later find him digging his way under the bedding and tunneling his way to the rough middle of the bed but under the sheets

2019-11-29 07:56:25 UTC  

naturally though, that little cat has clawed and bitten the heck out of me from time to time just cause he was excited and wanted to play

2019-11-29 07:59:47 UTC  

one of the strangest memories with him, which i hope doesnt repeat too soon, is a time where he took a mouse that his sister had found and decided to eat it, i tried for a moment to take it away and just throw it out like other times that this has happened, but instead he put the full force of his body into his claws and paws and pushed me away from it, we had a game of tug of war as i very intently tried to take the mouse from him, while i knew it was dead at the start of our fight for the mouse, it started to tear at the very end of the battle and i just let go... i was kinda icked out and didnt wanna just take half a mouse from him and he ate it... :queezy face:

2019-11-29 08:01:00 UTC  

ive actually managed to react in time to just take the mouse from his sister

2019-11-29 08:01:18 UTC  

she just carries it around, rather proud

2019-11-29 08:01:30 UTC  

probably slowly suffocating it

2019-11-29 08:01:37 UTC  

cause shes slightly evil

2019-11-29 08:02:29 UTC  

impossible to train her to do any trick other than, come here, and stay, but never lasts for more than about 15 seconds

2019-11-29 08:02:46 UTC  

and come here doesnt always work

2019-11-29 08:03:07 UTC  

for example with a mouse, then stay might work, but only for about 2 seconds

2019-11-29 08:06:20 UTC  

Epic

2019-11-29 08:08:29 UTC  

❤️

2019-11-29 08:36:43 UTC  

hi

2019-11-29 08:37:19 UTC  

(OT: just arrived -- I never knew discord had this many security features. I appreciate this.)

2019-11-29 08:38:10 UTC  

^ what she said

2019-11-29 08:42:12 UTC  

Yeah, first I've seen of this sort of check

2019-11-29 08:42:20 UTC  

also hi

2019-11-29 08:42:56 UTC  

It’s on many other servers

2019-11-29 08:43:08 UTC  

I have seen it used mostly just to stop server raiders

2019-11-29 08:43:34 UTC  

this server doesnt have any good loot so why raid it

2019-11-29 08:43:54 UTC  

Ah, I haven't been in many 'big' servers so that's likely why it's new to me

2019-11-29 08:44:01 UTC  

like its sargons server, cmon i was expecting lots of gold from the empire sargadia

2019-11-29 08:44:28 UTC  

there could still be gold, but he can't be letting everyone see it just like that, got to find the treasury first

2019-11-29 08:44:35 UTC  

Hello fellow racist and biggots!

2019-11-29 08:44:39 UTC  

I guess it never crossed my mind before, because I've never been on one as big as this, with such a large community. And seeing it made be appreciate the measures.

2019-11-29 08:44:48 UTC  

REEE white cis male @WeebleKeneeble

2019-11-29 08:45:01 UTC  

given the massive target on his head and others, can't be too careful

2019-11-29 08:45:06 UTC  

Sir i am more mixed race than timmy pool

2019-11-29 08:45:22 UTC  

That's pretty damn mixed race

2019-11-29 08:45:36 UTC  

beaniemanbad?

2019-11-29 08:45:44 UTC  

While tim pool is 1/4 korean i am 1/2 laotian

2019-11-29 08:45:52 UTC  

the beanie hides the world's mysteries

2019-11-29 08:45:53 UTC  

not bad

2019-11-29 08:45:58 UTC  

That means i am both asian and the mexican of asia

2019-11-29 08:46:14 UTC  

advantage you