I'm telling him

I'm a week to some sense. I watch some anime. Not all the time though

did y'all see that guy that sued dyson for the vacuum cleaner ripping his dick off?

To do that

or almost off

oooh

lol

imagine coming out to your dad that you're in a relationship with your car...and not only that....but it's a gay relationship...your car's name is dave

kek

“Shoulda had a warning label”

why would you shag a vacuum cleaner?

LUL

Maybe we can get rich selling dick vacuums

I hope he lost. Warning label my hairy butt.

"Hey man, why the fuck did you not tell me I cant fuck your cleaning device?"

I mean vacuum cleaners at least suck :^)

*S U C C*

the suck isn't exactly

the suck i'm after

come to our vacuum store. they really succ

with a toy in that regard

With how us dudes are a dick warning label should be put at every hole in a machine or whatever

Fuck the vacuum cleaner

You know you want it

Not surprising it happens

hmm

;3

i would if it was fun

You guys sound like the subject of a mister metokur video

Just guys being dudes

i'm not ashamed to do what i want with inanimate objects

has anyone ever tried to fuck a fruit

Who's that ?

Nope

A stripper yes

i haven't

A fruit no

Gotta get your monies worth of dat sargon pillow

but i was tempted after watching the apple pie comedy film

I saw a post about fucking a coconut

what happened when you tried to fuck the stripper cody