lol

imagine coming out to your dad that you're in a relationship with your car...and not only that....but it's a gay relationship...your car's name is dave

kek

“Shoulda had a warning label”

why would you shag a vacuum cleaner?

LUL

Maybe we can get rich selling dick vacuums

I hope he lost. Warning label my hairy butt.

"Hey man, why the fuck did you not tell me I cant fuck your cleaning device?"

I mean vacuum cleaners at least suck :^)

*S U C C*

the suck isn't exactly

the suck i'm after

come to our vacuum store. they really succ

with a toy in that regard

With how us dudes are a dick warning label should be put at every hole in a machine or whatever

Fuck the vacuum cleaner

You know you want it

Not surprising it happens

hmm

;3

i would if it was fun

You guys sound like the subject of a mister metokur video

Just guys being dudes

i'm not ashamed to do what i want with inanimate objects

has anyone ever tried to fuck a fruit

Who's that ?

Nope

A stripper yes

i haven't

A fruit no

Gotta get your monies worth of dat sargon pillow

but i was tempted after watching the apple pie comedy film

I saw a post about fucking a coconut

what happened when you tried to fuck the stripper cody

no, but I've had a lot of interesting times with electrostimulation

Does anyone want to read?

I succeeded

omg that's scary

Grape fruit vid was funny though

Ive always wanted to try electro